What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

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"I'm going to mini nuke you all and rape myself"\
And then shewt myself while eating cereal

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[Linkuto2121]

kyle27:omg i have a gf
me: do you even know what love is?
kyle27: its wen a boy stiks his pee pee in a girls pee pee and moves it arond
me: lol.
me: so does your girlfriend have a snake?
kyle27: ya
me: big or small?
kyle27: big
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
kyle27 has been banned, reason: Your girlfriend is a loving trans.


TheWorm was there, too. I think he remembers.

I ROFL for like 5 min
on topic i joined a server and some guy said can i have admin but the admin was AFK i said push alt f4 he came back cusing for like ten min just sayin you noob i hatz yuo then admin permaban him

[Blueteamguy]

ban message from TheChaosCarrier: You think you'rte better than me? forget you. You mean nothing to the world. Go die in a hole.
He's on my list of total A$$HOLES in the off topic section, feel free to post, take the poll, etc

[Blueteamguy]

I was in a dedicated server and the admin wasn't there, and here's what happened.
Noob connected.
Noob: can i hav admin (I'm not even admin -.-)
Me: no
Noob: why not
Me: Ok fine, press alt and f4
Noob has left the game

Alt and F4, EVERYBODY (except noob :D) KNOWS THAT IT IMMEADIATELY END YOUR CURRENTLY SELECTED PROGAM!!! Anyways, Good one ;)

[Fullmetaljedi]

"i can own you in real life wit a crowbar"
hmmm"how do you make a brick?"
"1337 UB3R P10X????"

[mecha51]

Funny, but a lie.  My google page immediately brings up about 9,820,000 results for Chuck Norris.

off-topic= its not a lie. happened to me.

on-topic= how do i build?

guy=how do i go small?

me=press alt+f4

guy=ok

guy has left the game

later....

guy=that was pretty good.

 

[thomas64]

"*** *****  ******* ****"

[Ashizaku]

kyle27:omg i have a gf
me: do you even know what love is?
kyle27: its wen a boy stiks his pee pee in a girls pee pee and moves it arond
me: lol.
me: so does your girlfriend have a snake?
kyle27: ya
me: big or small?
kyle27: big
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
kyle27 has been banned, reason: Your girlfriend is a loving trans.


TheWorm was there, too. I think he remembers.

OMG.....I CANT BREATH!!! HAHAHHAHAHAA!!! 

[ottosparks]

"om give me my mushroom"

[Sandvich]

wheres the blue h.e.l.l. in nyc

Quote from ttttttttt.

[ottosparks]

No

[heedicalking]

All of these by The God Block.

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 09:58:45 pm
Moron Moron Moron Cookie

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 09:53:15 pm
Hes not good enough for leet names.

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 09:34:53 pm
A ten year old cussing everyone. Nope, I won't leave you alone.

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 09:33:07 pm
And also, It's just to irratate people 

Quote from: The God Block on April 04, 2009, 08:52:03 am
That was funny.Stupidity of the noobs in the world makes me happy. 

Quote from: The God Block on April 03, 2009, 06:44:28 pm
What? Get out.

Quote from: The God Block on April 03, 2009, 10:42:03 am
Owait, i are wrong, it's voodooson2009

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 11:01:25 pm
as that conflicker ever real?

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 11:03:39 pm
I'll tell your mommy that you cuss us 

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 10:58:52 pm
Well i don't really care ABOUT IF I HAVE VIRUS. bettar?

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 10:54:27 pm
My computer locked up and myavast went off i shut down, everythings good now though

Quote from: The God Block on April 02, 2009, 10:26:12 pm
may we just get back to my stolen idea game?

Quote from: The God Block on Today at 03:27:14 pm
Whar my modify? D: Its an onplayer last message event*

Quote from: The God Block on Today at 03:32:28 pm
Ask me nicely and i MIGHT give you it. 

Quote from: The God Block on Today at 03:53:42 pm
Quote from ttttttttt.

Quote from: The God Block on Today at 03:02:12 pm
I failed at reading the topic title.

Quote from: The God Block on April 05, 2009, 03:54:13 pm
Well i has a pic of an entire page of ping 0 but it refreshed itself.

[Sandvich]

I don't remember saying moron moron moron cookie, sadly.

[heedicalking]

Just read over this. http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=64704.msg1071736#msg1071736
Or go back the topic where ALL OF THOSE handicapped THINGS YOU SAID were brought up.

[Sandvich]

Just read over this. http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=64704.msg1071736#msg1071736
Or go back the topic where ALL OF THOSE handicapped THINGS YOU SAID were brought up.

Your an idiot. btw

how do you find the blockland folder

Quote from you. Now do i need to get more?