What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[John1701]

This just happened: A guy Came on my server with a relatively low Id around 10200, he started to build a mini house. After 10 minuets, he asked how to make a mini car, I told him this:

*** *** *****: how do you make mini car?
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
2 minutes later…
*** *** *****: how do you make a car?
John1701: i told you
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
*** *** *****: dont reme
*** *** *****: how?
John1701: here:
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
*** *** *****: how?
John1701: this event:
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
*** *** *****: how do i do that?
John1701: with the wrench
*** *** *****: how with wrench?
John1701: ...dude events
*** *** *****: what events?
John1701: use events
*** *** *****: how
John1701: with the wrench
John1701: use your mouse to select a brick with the wrench, then click events
*** *** *****: wtf is events?
John1701: ......
*** *** *****: it dont work
John1701: you have to enter the events
John1701: did you figure it out?
John1701: bob
*** *** *****: wtf do you do in events?
John1701: enter events

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[iBlock]

Someone actually said this:

NO YOU N00B! QUAKE LIKE PLAYER MEANS YOU BE A QUAD BIKE! N00B!

[SeventhSandwich]

This just happened: A guy Came on my server with a relatively low Id around 10200, he started to build a mini house. After 10 minuets, he asked how to make a mini car, I told him this:

*** *** *****: how do you make mini car?
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
2 minutes later…
*** *** *****: how do you make a car?
John1701: i told you
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
*** *** *****: dont reme
*** *** *****: how?
John1701: here:
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
*** *** *****: how?
John1701: this event:
John1701: on vehicle touch: target vehicle: set vehicle scale .200
*** *** *****: how do i do that?
John1701: with the wrench
*** *** *****: how with wrench?
John1701: ...dude events
*** *** *****: what events?
John1701: use events
*** *** *****: how
John1701: with the wrench
John1701: use your mouse to select a brick with the wrench, then click events
*** *** *****: wtf is events?
John1701: ......
*** *** *****: it dont work
John1701: you have to enter the events
John1701: did you figure it out?
John1701: bob
*** *** *****: wtf do you do in events?
John1701: enter events

Same thing, except we were talking about metallica,
and I said, Enter Sandman.

[Crazy Salt]

"YOUR handicap MOUTH UP STUPID LOL"
"and some ppl doint lick getin wet"
Translation: And some people don't like getting wet.

[Fredzo C.]

Yeah, so I was on my friend's server, and he was working on a cool RPG.

Fredzo C: It's like having love with my eyes!
Owen9456: That's good, right?
Joltarn: Sounds kinda hard. :/

[Club559]

One time this wierd person that i've never met before came on my server and said:

NO U!

...and then left.

[Chrono]

They may have disliked your title.

[Club559]

They may have disliked your title.

Disliked the title "Super Puppy's Freebuild"?

[Amade]

"You're not Amade"
"Uh... yes I am."
"I'm telling Amade you're impersonating him"

[ottosparks]

Me: Maybe you should make an anti-12k ID script.
Me: Jk.
halcynthis: lol nice idea
Me: o,o
LATER
halcynthis: okay ready to test?
Me: Uhhhh
halcynthis: .....
Me: Fail?
halcynthis: agh

[Anti-Block]

I'm pretty sure this was the conversation I had.
(Me hosting TDM server)
Noob" HEY BAN ______(Sorry I forgot his/her name) HE'S HAXING!!!"
Me"How is he Haxing"
Noob" HE KILLED ME"
me"Uh, he can kill you, he's on the other team"
Noob"UR A NOOB"

And then he left. Basically, this happenes at 12:11 every Friday while having love.

[Menen]

And then he left. Basically, this happenes at 12:11 every Friday while having love.

Excuse me?

[Anti-Block]

Excuse me?

I said that?
excuase me, I meant loveual intercourse. I'm such a silly goose.

[LTvic]

"You Newb im going to kill you WHATS YOUR XBOX LIVE! Im So Much better then your im going to $$$$ you stupid newb (id 12000 when they where new)

[andrew555801]

heres one "ban andrew555801 hes a hacker"
and heres another one "hes a rapist"