Lets see if I can remeber exactly...
Doorman connected.
Teeange Zombie: THATS IT DOOR YOUR DEAD
Me: My dead, what?
Teeange Zombie: YEAH YOUR DEAD!
Me: I own death? Nice!
Teeange Zombie: NO I MEAN IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Why?
Teeange Zombie: shut up nerd
And he proceeds to call me even more "names," such as: gay, stupid, bitch, midget, etc.
In my opinion, I thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time.