What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Mega713]

now im only assuming this due to the naked avatar. but was his name monty? i am not implying h is a noob, i am just asking because monty is the only person who doesn't wear clothes

i dont know who he was, he renamed himself to badspotagent, or something like that.

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[Mint]

i was on this server once, with a really abusive admin, who kept creating events that said with other peaples names, things like; "Let me hump you!" "I love you!" and so forth.

[Sheezy]

The guys who started this bullstuff:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=36203.0

[Teneksi]

Kratex: quick, xC how old are you?....
...
Kratex: i want to see if your you tube channel is lieing it says you  17!

[A GUY]

"GIMMIZ S AMINZ BEFUR I BANDZ JOOO!!!!11!1!!1!!"

[BobSevenSevens]

I was hosting my Bunker Beach zombie server, and some noob came on.

*My welcome message says "no going in cannons"*
noob has spawned.
*Noob goes in cannon*
BobSevenSevens: Get out of cannon noob
Noob: No **** you (I have curse filter off)
BobSevenSevens: Get out or I will make you come out
Noob: NO I AM NOT COMING OUT GO **** YOUR MOM
*I /fetch the noob, who immediately starts fighting zombies and gets owned*
Noob: WTF YOU ******* (so on and so forth)
BobSevenSevens has perma banned Noob "reason: I said don't go in cannon and insulting admin"

[Rocketttdog]

On Reg's Tdm and this guy said "BAN REGULIUEATH HE IS AFK"

[AGlass0fMilk]

I remember that.

[Fredzo C.]

I don't remember who said this, but it was pretty funny.

"Badspot and Ephi want to kill each other in real life."

*laughter*

"No, really! I'm not kidding! I'm actually Ephi in disguise. I'm hiding from Badspot."

*more laughter, and I pretend to post his IP to the master server. Then I wand his spam build.*

"OMG NOOB I JUST POSTED YOU TO THE IP"

*noob leaves*

[Snaily]

On Badspot's server, someone named Blocky was asking for a trust in my tower. Blocky got mad at me because I didn't give him a full trust (I gave him a build, and when I told him I gave him a build trust, he said, "No because It's not letting me kill your bricks").

So he got jealous and decided to make a better tower than mine. The bottom tower in the picture is mine, the top-right blocks in the distance is his.


And yes, I'm aware I spelt atheist wrong :)

[Korabar]

I got banned for making a 48x baseplate on a freebuild and it said - "Banned for reason - No baseplate for you!!!1!11"

[Pyrle]

Oh! Oh! I remember another one!
_____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _________
 
Noob spawns.

Noob: pyrle how do you be big?

*I make basic events to SetPlayerScale 2*

Pyrle: There. Click on the red brick.

Noob: yay i'm big hahhaha

Noob: you can be bigger too just click on the red brik

Noob: hahahaha im bigger then u [Some Random Guy]

[Some Random Guy]: So?

Noob: i can own u

Noob: I CaN OWn EVERYONE IN hERE

Pyrle: *facepalm*

Noob: wut you say to me stuped?

[Random guy]: He said *facepalm* because you are being a noob

Noob: OmG NO IM NOT

[Another random guy]: You are acting handicapped because Pyrle made a brick that made you bigger.

[Host]: Honestly, if you do not shut up, you will be banned.

Noob: you cant ban me i have my hammer it could smash you

[Some Random Guy]: BAN HIM FOR 2 WEEKS

Pyrle: Eh, although he is being a total noob, might wanna cut down to 60 minutes. Not like he's gonna come back anyway :P

[Host] has banned Noob for 60 minutes Reason: You are being a total noob so GTFO. And your hammer didn't save you.
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P.S. He didn't come back ;D

[Cdog1st]

Idiot:How do you become large dog?

Cdog1st:Ummmmmm two things /resizeme and change datablock on any brick you own or someone elses.

Idiot:Can you do it for me?

Cdog1st:.................No..........

Idiot:Why?

Cdog1st:Because I just told you.

Idiot:But will it be hard?

Cdog1st:No its really easy.

Idiot:Can you just do it for me?

Cdog1st:No I told you everything it shouldn't be that hard.

Idiot:Plz

Cdog1st:-_- Really............. you got to be kidding me.

Idiot:No

Cdog1st:uhg -_- .

[Qwa]

I was on my TDM build and this guy joined... here is what he siad:

(Noob) Can i be a captain?
(Qwa) Uh. i havent finished yet.
(Noob) Can i still be a captain?
(Qwa) No. its not finished
(Noob) Then can i be an officer?
(Qwa) No, there will not be captains and officers.
(noob) Can i be a General, then?
(Qwa) No you can never be any of these things.
(Noob) oh. then can i fight?
(Qwa) When its finished.
(Noob) Can we fight now?
(Qwa) No never. leave.
(Noob) can i help build?
(Qwa) No.
Noob Spawns... Noob starts to build. i dont want to ban him cuz this is so ridiculously funny and stupid. i let him finish.
i go in. it says... dont let the goblin on the right (its on the left) see you... or he'll kill you! (the funny thing here is that it's a Modern city DM build...) it happens to be a bright red flaptop building made out of 1x1's and a baseplate.

EPILOUGE: I say no offense that sucks.
(Noob) **** you qwa youre a *****
(Qwa) you have been banned from server reason Get out, you suckish building, host name calling noob!

and thats the end of my story.

[mecha51]

not sure really....
but there was one guy called "masterofblockland" or something and was being a total handicap.