What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Xia The Ninja]

This happened on my friend's server when V11 came out, and it's more of a funny conversation. I can't remember it completely but it went like this.

Guy connected

Guy: ( . Y . )

Xia: Lol wtf?

host: WTF

host permenantly banned guy, reason: loving pervert!

host: lol he's IRCing me now.

Xia: Tell us the conversation lol.

host: okay. guy:"why did you ban me!!?!?"

host: Me: "Being annoying."

host: Guy: "UNBAN! D:"

host: me: "no."

host: guy: "why? :c"

host: me: "because."

host: guy: "UNBAN!!!!!"

Xia: lol. Tell him you're telling us what he is saying.

host: okay

host: me: "you realise im telling the whole server this conversation?"

host: guy: "really?"

host: me: "yes"

host: guy: "HAI PEOPLE!!!11!"

[Ad Bot]

[Teneksi]

Some guy I've never seen before...

Noob connected.
( starts typing immediately, long pause )
Noob: can i have admin
Noob: can i have admint
Noob: can i have admintt
Noob: can i have admintt
xC: ...No...
xC: Are you stupid?
( several seconds later )
Noob: no
Noob: no
Noob: not
Noob: nott
( pause )
Noob: you forget
xC: o_O...
( huge silence )
Noob: im never coming here agin
Noob left the game.

Permanently banned for reason YOU FAIL INTERNET

Looks like Badspot didn't hide the last message on up arrow key option quite well enough..

[Pew446]

I told some guy to stop spamming and he was like "I'M LISTENING TO MY IPOD I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!" I lol'd so hard. Banned Reason: WHAT???

[A GUY]

[Teneksi]

Pew446... a 5k ID... came to my server and said "lol" 10 times before I banned him for the reason "What's so funny?"

He then IRC'd me about 300 "lol"s before I told him to consider getting a life and /ignored him

[Toonlink101]

"1 C4N H4Z 4DM1N?!" then he got kicked

[Toonlink101]

And dont forget:
! connected.
! has left the game.

[Aware14]

guy: can i have admin?
me: no
guy: why?
me: becuuse your a noob
guy: why?
me: no get it?
guy: why??
me: shut up
guy: why?
me: !!!!
guy: whats that mean?
me: fine you can have admin
guy: why?

guy has been perma banned reson: WHY???

i cant remember the guys name...

[Wynd_Fox]

*note i fixed the grammer and spelling for it

This, the irony... it burns...

[matthewbim11]

i traped this guy in a jail cell and the mod invincable player was on player touch so he cant sueacide

me:lol
him:LEME OUT NOW!
me:no
him:YES DO IT NOW!
me:no :P
him:MY DAD IS A COP I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!!
me:......
me:lol
him:FOR REALS!
me:bet not
HIM HAS QUIT
HIM HAS JOINED
him:HAHAHH BITCH
me:<traps him agian>
him:MY DAD IS A COP I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!!!J!!!!!
HIM HAS BEEN BANNED FOR 23 HOURS 59 MIN 59 SECS
SOME RANDOM GUY JOINS
me:this noob said his dad can have me arrested
somerandomeguy:really?
me:i hope not >.>
somerandomeguy:yah probley not

[DrMobius]

well not all peps some are cOol well i was taking on the irc i needed help
and i said lol than i got banned :/

This was posted in add-ons

[pantherfan]

Apdmed plez


Translation:Admin please

[Leafsoo7]

this one was on shuns server:

shun: you know about how shun died in the end of bakugan

guy connects

guy: BAKUGANS STUPID AND GAY

guy leaves

guy connects

guy: YOUR ALL friendS

guy leaves

Me: if he come on again ill ban him

guy connects (again)

guy: ****ING handicaps

then i ban him

[Teneksi]

I forget this guy's name.. I had just started the server. This is at least 85% accurate of the actual conversation.

I decided to be somewhat tolerant of him.


Kid connected.
Kid: adim
xC: I've never heard anyone greet with the word adim before. what does it mean?
Kid: adim
-silence-
Kid: can i
-silence-
Kid: ANSER ME
xC: Can you what?
Kid: adim
xC: Can you adim?
Kid: yes
xC: What is "adim"?
Kid: adnim
Kid: aidm
xC: ADMIN?
Kid: yes
xC: You want admin?
-typing for a painfully long time-
Kid: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xC: Why would I give you admin?
-silence-
Kid: so i can have it
xC kicked Kid (ID: ####)
Kid left the game.
Kid connected.
Kid: WYH
Kid: WHY
xC: Don't ask for admin!...
Kid: ................
Kid: im bored
Kid: im leaving
-silence-
Kid: i'm leaving!
-long silence-
Kid: r u sure
xC: sure of what?
Kid: adim
xC: you want admin again?
Kid: yes
xC: Why would I give it to you this time?
Kid: iv been here a lon time
xC: That doesn't qualify you to be an admin...
Kid: yes
xC: No..
Kid: yes
xC: I'm the host. I decide what qualifies you....
Kid: no
xC: YES.
Kid: NO cigaretteOT
xC: As the host, I can also ban you!
Kid: adim
Kid: plz
Kid: plz
Kid: plzt
*BAN*

[WhatevaGuy]

"NO STFU NEW JERSEE IS IN NEW YORK NOOB"

I feel like I have lost faith in humanity.

On topic: #1 "u beter be rite or ill ban everyone in the srver"
Needless to say, he is on the list.

#2 (same server) Other: When were you born?
Me: December 32nd.
Other: Okay. What year?
        
~WhatevaGuy