What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Dapizzanator]

Yeah, his name could be noob.

Unlikely though, unless it was 2,3 months ago.

Lol'd at the last one.
Never mind, I can't get it to link to the "noob" as a name search results.

[Ad Bot]

[MrBob00]

He is dead

from what I've heard.

No. The person said he was dead like three or four months ago. But on November 25, Mocheeze posted the "Forum Crackdown" topic on RTB. Hurr de durr.

[cool-cat]

"Dos amdin let u hav funny glowee stikcs?"
I had the E-tard filter off and I regret that.

[The Russian]

Well I don't know if this thread counts...

It think it's enough to count.

[stevo]

It was some months before my BL crashed but it was a player and the sever host. I was a SAdmin at the time, when a player joined and the sparks flew mad! he (The player) said:                                               "what are those pices of crap spamming the sever"   the host went mad and typed in caps: "THATS MINE AND STEVOS F***ING BUILDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                              "WELL I DID'NT KNOW DID I SILLY TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"                                                 They both got there wands out (The host got the Destructo Wand out) and started hitting each other like 2 year-olds. The Host after 2 minutes decided to ban him and I cant remember for how long...          We then returned to normal building.....

[Wehrmacht]

Lol double quote.

[300spartan]

back door conected

back door:hai

brawlman14365:why is your name "back door"

back door:cuz thats what i want ppl to do

brawlman14365:do what?

back door:RAPE MY back door!

back door has left the game

Wow. I looked in the ID section of RTB, looked up the name "back door", and there was no one with the name "back door".
Stop trying to get people to like you by lying.

This One happened in quark's freebuild
Aldi4 was asking how do i make 2 bots then i said greek bots and copy mod then he asked how to get it then i said blockland forums then he says things like f*** you and got a pic of it

Oh yeah, I can barely remember this, but it' was when I was a noob. It was from the same person, Adli4, He said "give me my money" and I was all like "where is the money" and he was talking in caps, yelling where is his money. I got scared and disconnected.

[Narkro555]

"STFU n00b"

[300spartan]

[ase]

Reading this begs the question: where did the poor spelling skills originate from?
Seriously, who in their right mind talks like "OMGZ CAN I HAZ ADMINZ"?

Unless me expecting people to be in a right mind is too high of a standard these days...

[coolCPU1]

*CoolCPU1 is in a DM server and says "u cant kill me"

And when and where was that L?

[The Kitteh]

i was hosting my tdm and this 18k joined

*the following text has been transalted from the butchered version of english*

him: hi
me : hi
him: have you got add ons?
me: ... yes...
him: how do you get add ons?
me: the BL forums...
Him has spawned
him: can i save and edit this build?
me: no
him: can i have admin to clear all bricks and load my house?
him: its very good, i made it in demo.
me: O_O

Perma banned him

[No2mad2]

i was hosting my tdm and this 18k joined

*the following text has been transalted from the butchered version of english*

him: hi
me : hi
him: have you got add ons?
me: ... yes...
him: how do you get add ons?
me: the BL forums...
Him has spawned
him: can i save and edit this build?
me: no
him: can i have admin to clear all bricks and load my house?
him: its very good, i made it in demo.
me: O_O

Perma banned him

That wasn't very nice.

[Masterlegodude]

i was hosting my tdm and this 18k joined

*the following text has been transalted from the butchered version of english*

him: hi
me : hi
him: have you got add ons?
me: ... yes...
him: how do you get add ons?
me: the BL forums...
Him has spawned
him: can i save and edit this build?
me: no
him: can i have admin to clear all bricks and load my house?
him: its very good, i made it in demo.
me: O_O

Perma banned him

Demo builds aren't normally that good due to the 150 brick limit, but that still isn't a good reason to ban him

[Jump stab]

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