1:
Me: Why the hell are you spamming
halofan666: dude u said a bad word
Me: .........
halofan666: u shod be ashamed of urself!!!!
Me: Hell is not a bad word... and besides, who cares if I say a bad word. Fu ck. See I just did it!
halofan666: ur gonna get grounded!!!
Me: >.< People say bad words all the time, learn how to use it before going on the internet.
halofan666: i do no how to use the internet u noob
Me: How old are you? Two? Because you're certainly acting like it.
halofan666: no im 9
And I eventually banned him for being such a handicap.
And the second stupidest? I was AFK at my server, so when I clicked back on Blockland, I saw this is the chat:
Hot Chick connected.
Hot Chick: how do i paint
Hot Chick: how do i paint?!
Hot Chick: how do i paint!!!!!
Hot Chick spawned.
Hot Chick: HOW DO I PAINT
Hot Chick has left the game.
And yes, her username was Hot Chick. She was definitely not one for real, though.