What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Blastdown]

Another idiot joined my server, I was afk at the time but I saw what he said in my dedicated server console.

Idiot: charles (ID: 5467)
Fellow admin: Fabricant

-snip-

This same guy spammed the IRC telling people to come to his server for free admin. He got kicked a few times, and also spammed me with private messages till I ignored him.

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[Duckmeister]

Yeah was on a server with that charles dude, he's a troll.

Was also on a noob help server, then Lord Tony (another known Troll, ID List (while restarted too many times) ftw!) joined and set up a script that randomly killed everybody in the server at random intervals, until we got the noob who asked for help (the host) to clear his bricks.

[Shadow King]

i herd someone say "Im better than u and everone elce but me sucks eggs"

[Shadow King]

This was my own server.

L-O-L

[Dark(ya its me)]

Hahahahahahahhaahha.I heard somone say how do you build

[Hookie]

Wow, I just joined a server that was RPG (under construction). The welcome message was (something something) NO 10000 IDS (bitches)
I look at the player list and, and blid 11263 is an super admin.

Then he immediatly permabanned me before i could say anything

Reason:

loving n00b

[Duckmeister]

That's what cracks me up about 10000 ID limits, besides the fact that they're completely idiotic in the first place, but do you really think that the guy with the 9999 and less ID is that much better?

Double standards, they worked for the United States government for 200 years, why shouldn't they work for you?

[stevo]

omg u noob you reatarded spaz.that zombie i pwned like crap and you sat there like a sitting duck on the toilet having a crap!!!
NO I PWNED IT!
NO I DID!
(Then they both start hitting each other with wands)



and carrying on then they both leave an hour after

[jirue]

i will make a poll now so you can vote Warning - while you were reading 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. WHAT? Warning - while you were reading 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. F U
Warning - while you were reading 1 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. NO U

It was completely fake.  His topic was not getting new posts like wildfire at all.

[xXFlareXx]

This is the stupidest thing EVA!

ETBFlareCES: Hey


stormtopperhal03: Give me admin or i will call badspot!

ETBFlareCES: GO ahead!

Badspot Has Joined The game.

ETBFlareCES: ...




No im just kidding

[superdude1111]

"shatap joo fool R0bl0x is bettah then bl0ck1and...."


Permabanned reason: What da heck is joo? and learn to spell dumb***

[xXFlareXx]

"shatap joo fool R0bl0x is bettah then bl0ck1and...."


Permabanned reason: What da heck is joo? and learn to spell dumb***

Grammar Error: Your can't start a new sentence with "and".


Sorry not trying to be picky :P

[Rubrick]

one guy said "How com blockla2nd always cals me a blockhead when i start a srever it isd staring to frustyrate me. =("
he then started to ask for admin constantly

[cheesewii]

On my server once a guy came on and asked for admin. I said no. Then he said "paleeez paleeeeeez iwanna be a admin MAKE ME ADMIN OR I CALL BADSPOTT." I said go ahead and then he said "u nube ur a ****ing nube bitch NUUUUUBBBEEEE" I was gonna ban him when my parents started coming so I had to quit before they saw me playing (i wasnt supposed to). Once my parents left the room I went back on my server (its a dedi btw) and hes still on. I spawn and then he keeps asking for a full trust over and over again and I ignore him and then he says "whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy IM SO SAD YOUR NOT MY FRIEND BITCH IM GONNA PERM BAN U." I say "lol ur not admin noob." "he says "im reporting you to badspot for calling me a noob" Finally I perm ban him.

Another instance I was on Wreckers server (im admin on that server [not sadmin] and was made auto admin by wrecker) and this guy comes on and asks for admin. I say no. He then says "you bitch you are a whore just like your mom." Then he says "I bet you **** your mom everyday." Finally he says "Your a nub and tramp mother****er and I bet your a tramp GO SUCK MY BALLS" before i ban him

Another instance is when someone comes on Wreckers server and asks for admin (again)

I say no and hes like "PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ I WANT ADMIN PLZ GIVE ME ADMIN" I say no. He repeats "PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ I WANT ADMIN PLZ GIVE ME ADMIN" over and over again and i tell him to stop spamming. He says that again and I kick him. Then he come back on and ask for admin (nicely). I tell him no and that i cant even make him admin because I was made auto admin so I dont no the password. Then hes like "you can still make me admin! go to the player list and click me and click the admin button." Im like "theres no admin button in the player list noob." Hes like "yes there is you noob GO **** YOURSELF NOOB" and then I ban him.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Sir:Aww first my dad and now my dog.
Me:What
Sir:You can guess.
Me:Death?
Reptos:diareah?

I still remember this. :3