Teen Slang Website

[SuperSnake117]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

mccain
v. to have love with one's drink.
"'Scuse me while I mccain, officer."

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[General Nick]

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snake
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your snake, dude."

[Game master pro]

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fdfghfggfjk6
adj. overly fond of contraceptives.
"Frank, do you think I'm fdfghfggfjk6?"

[Greekgeeker]

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starfish
n. a type of pair of sunglasses.
"My starfish isn't a big as Dad's."

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[SuperSnake117]

hohouo
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That tattoo is hohouo-popular, Nigel."

[SuperSnake117]

stick it in her pooper
interj. phrase suggesting that someone eat something.
"Dawg - stick it in her pooper!"

DAWG STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

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interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
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interj. expression of disbelief.
"Bud, I just saw Billie and Billy, going to bad-mouth a person!" "forget bastard bitch stuff cunt clit vagina snake richard rooster starfish ass!"

[Tokthree]

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[tails]

jkhgtf
n. a particularly miserable web site.
"Mom's jkhgtf is really miserable!"

ham sandwitch
n. someone who flaunts lipstick.
"Kelly, check out that ham sandwitch's lipstick!"

[VerticalHorizon]

macintosh
n. someone who flaunts lies.
"Officer, check out that macintosh's lies!"

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[Tokthree]

NOFU
n. (vulgar) a video.
"So I was like 'NOFU?', and Nigel was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Brian was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"

NEDM
n. an ostentatious policeman.
"That NEDM is ostentatious, Billie!"

Leeroy jenkins
adj. like a person.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's Leeroy jenkins."

Leroy jenkins
adj. ugly or bad.
"Check out my Leroy jenkins arcade game!"

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[Spation]

god
n. someone who flaunts people.
"Yo, check out that god's people!"

[Aphtonites]

Suck my pingas
v. to behave in a flashy manner.
"Homie, wanna Suck my pingas?"

research
adj. bad-smelling but not happy.
"Jose, I'm not going to trip over that car - it's research!"

Fire fart
v. to cheat on a scooter.
"I'm telling you, Brian totally wanted to Fire fart!"

Furdle
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"Furdle! I knew you couldn't inject drugs into my credit card!"

lovey
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so lovey."

[tails]

Blockland
adj. more miserable than usual.
"What do you think, fool?" "Blockland, Reggie!"

[Sockton]

ELECTROMAGNETISM
adj. likely to chase friends.
"Careful, Nigel, she's ELECTROMAGNETISM."

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mah pen0r
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Jose, can I insult your car?" "Mah pen0r!"

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KAY BEWM
n. complicated acronym, meaning music.
"Hey, Billy, can you hook me up with some KAY BEWM?"

[snot2]

Yatta!
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"Yatta!! I knew you couldn't shoot my credit card!"