i think you're pretty magick
Don't worry ma, you're pretty!
<3Magick, if you went to the mall last year, I would be able to defend you. But you weren't there
Today I saw someone who looked so much like you, but the girl following him called him Lou, and I was all "Oh :(". Not that I would have done anything if it was you, though. I probably would have stalked you for an hour or two and then went home.
So now you know, if someone is stalking you, it is probably me and/or someone I employ.
Or maybe it is just some creepy guy who stalks you. You are a stalk-worthy fellow, after all. :o