I've got a couple tricks up my sleeves... *evil laugh*. But it won't, because it won't. :D
your a shemale?
No, but what a shame I'm not. I've always wanted to have a snake for a day. I'd book the entire day off just to masturbate. Sigh. To see what all the drama was about, you know?
Let us hope. :D
*Crosses fingers*
Okay so I'm going to find a decent pic of me and post it, yes?