because it's corporate
we have standards
they're still yuck and when i make it to a corporate position of power, i'm not letting anyone with those yuck things progress through the company
That's technically illegal. But it's okay, I wouldn't ever want to work for you, nor can I think of a single person that would.
But when you open your own corporate mcdonalds, I'm sure you'll have tons of blue collared men working there! fresh out of the army and only with a slight drinking problem.