There are multiple reasons why I can prove its not you.
Just the most simple.
By googling "
God is a sock" there is multiple crops, you were stupid enough to use a small crop of it.
And the "It's time to see my real picture....I swear it's real.....really......" you said. Like I said Get Out. You come in here trying to be what you think is funny when its not.
Next time, think before you post your friendry.