Author Topic: Post real life pictures of yourself. (Read 10432447 times)

Ephialtes · August 07, 2009, 04:34:33 AM

I propose myself the winner of chest pictures since everyone else is fatty!

Also Robo Noob it looks like you have a neverending pit in your stomach...

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Robo Noob · August 07, 2009, 04:45:54 AM

Quote from: Ephialtes on August 07, 2009, 04:34:33 AM

Also Robo Noob it looks like you have a neverending pit in your stomach...

YEAH WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE PERMANENT ABS, BITCH!

No but seriously, I do have permanent lines on my stomach from after I tried out autofellatio after you, VH, and I had that talk a while back... :>

Netwars4 · August 07, 2009, 04:50:52 AM

I have a fat fold line.

Robo Noob · August 07, 2009, 04:56:00 AM

Quote from: Netwars4 on August 07, 2009, 04:50:52 AM

I have a fat fold line.

Mine aren't from fat...

Netwars4 · August 07, 2009, 04:57:54 AM

I wasn't saying yours were, I'm just pointing out that I have fat creases from sitting here too much.

Ephialtes · August 07, 2009, 04:59:41 AM

Quote from: Robo Noob on August 07, 2009, 04:45:54 AM

YEAH WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE PERMANENT ABS, BITCH!

No but seriously, I do have permanent lines on my stomach from after I tried out autofellatio after you, VH, and I had that talk a while back... :>

Damn, you serious? That is hardcore ...

Robo Noob · August 07, 2009, 05:07:51 AM

Quote from: Ephialtes on August 07, 2009, 04:59:41 AM

Damn, you serious? That is hardcore ...

Indeed

SPOILER!!!: I gave myself head

Ephialtes · August 07, 2009, 05:10:27 AM

... No way, I call lies. There's an interesting question though - would you offend yourself if you didn't swallow?

Edit: also this thread is taking a disturbing turn

zeros_bro · August 07, 2009, 05:12:01 AM

Quote from: Ephialtes on August 07, 2009, 05:10:27 AM

... No way, I call lies. There's an interesting question though - would you offend yourself if you didn't swallow?

Edit: also this thread is taking a disturbing turn

This is getting really loving disgusting.

Ephialtes · August 07, 2009, 05:13:06 AM

He started it ...

Robo Noob · August 07, 2009, 05:14:42 AM

Quote from: Ephialtes on August 07, 2009, 05:10:27 AM

... No way, I call lies. There's an interesting question though - would you offend yourself if you didn't swallow?

Edit: also this thread is taking a disturbing turn

Yes I actually did do it, in the shower.

And yes, I was very offended I couldn't put the whole thing in my mouth.

zeros_bro · August 07, 2009, 05:16:15 AM

Quote from: Robo Noob on August 07, 2009, 05:14:42 AM

Yes I actually did do it, in the shower.

And yes, I was very offended I couldn't put the whole thing in my mouth.

2 inches shouldn't be that hard to fit into a mouth. I kidd....

Inv3rted · August 07, 2009, 06:12:04 AM

The average snake length is six inches fully erect. Most people can't lean forward to within six inches of their crotch, let alone put their mouth there. I'm guessing you either have an abnormally huge phallus (which I doubt) or you stretched that stuff as far as you could.

Ephialtes · August 07, 2009, 06:30:19 AM

I'd guess for the second although I can't imagine how you'd do that in the shower though.

Er but anyway. More pictures. I am bored and slightly hungover at work - entertainment is needed.

Sir CHEEZBURGER · August 07, 2009, 07:17:21 AM

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