Shaving pubes and putting them on your face doesn't count, bro.
Nice patch of pubes on your face
Nice pube stash.
Took you three tries?
As expected from someone with your undeniable intellectual prowess.
Also cool resize, bro.
Another thing I don't understand is how a thin mustache resembles pubic hair, considering my pubes have the approximate density and length of the hair on my head.