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How was your awful day, Otis?
(9:35:41 PM) Otis: fuc(9:36:08 PM) My friend: o.o(9:36:17 PM) Otis: What an awful day(9:36:38 PM) My friend: Compared to your last few?(9:44:24 PM) Otis: Yep(9:45:16 PM) My friend: Well, what made it so bad?(9:45:42 PM) Otis: Well it had the same amount of of body numbing labor(9:46:14 PM) Otis: but first(9:46:43 PM) Otis: My brother made me waste an hour waiting for him then he decided not to go with me(9:47:05 PM) Otis: So I go there myself with the cement mixer on the trailer(9:47:27 PM) Otis: As soon as I get there the power cuts out(9:48:02 PM) My friend: Shouldn't he be forced to help you since you're forced to work in the first place?(9:48:22 PM) Otis: He's fat and doesn't do stuff anyway(9:48:37 PM) Otis: So the power comes back 15 minutes later(9:49:32 PM) Otis: Then as my father and I are mixing the concrete up that smart ass tenant comes in and gets in our way(9:49:39 PM) Otis: Telling us we're doing it wrong(9:49:46 PM) Otis: Then gets mad when we tell him to gtfo(9:50:08 PM) My friend: Tenant? I'm not actually sure what you're working on here.(9:50:16 PM) Otis: Plus he was bitching about flies and rats around the apartment(9:50:30 PM) Otis: WHEN HE LEAVES loving EXPOSED GARBAGE OUTSIDE THE DOOR(9:51:31 PM) Otis: We couldn't finish the job since it was getting late and we were short on concrete(9:51:56 PM) Otis: My brother went down eventually and bailed out early when we told him to do some work.(9:52:25 PM) My friend: Why does he come down if he doesn't intend to work? :P(9:52:28 PM) Otis: So without him there no one could go buy a few more concrete bags in time(9:52:37 PM) Otis: Its his project(9:53:15 PM) My friend: Its his project, but its for some random tenant, and I still have no idea whats going on. :p(9:53:25 PM) Otis: No it's not for the tenant.(9:53:34 PM) My friend: You've never explaiend it all Iknow is that you're doing some hard labor.(9:53:45 PM) Otis: We are fixing a huge crack in concrete floor in the back room of the bar(9:54:12 PM) Otis: Attached to the bar are a few apartments we rent out(9:54:46 PM) My friend: Hmm...so like, is the bar part of the place that your borhter was suppose to move into?(9:54:58 PM) Otis: Ya(9:55:14 PM) Otis: Except he didn't so it's just an empty apartment that needs fixing.(9:55:53 PM) Otis: Because he's working at the scrap yard until the bar is done being pissed around with. He can run a business, he's just lazy physically.(9:56:01 PM) Otis: He works in the office(9:56:53 PM) My friend: Even though he has a redeemable quality he should drop two hundred pounds. He could be rented out as a wrecking ball as he is. >_>(9:57:46 PM) Otis: OK so I'm done for the day. I decide to head down the road a couple miles to where our old house was. It's just a foundation now. My father, my non-useless engineer brother, and drunk brother were down there working.(9:58:22 PM) Otis: Well, the siblings were working and my dad was bullstuffting with the old neighbor about his dream vacation to Alaska.(9:58:54 PM) My friend: My Alaskan friend would laugh in his face for the idea of consideing it a dream vacation. :P(9:59:32 PM) Otis: He wants to go looks for gold deposits for fun and roam the wilderness and shoot grizzly bears(10:00:07 PM) My friend: Such weird fantasies these people have.(10:00:17 PM) Otis: Ya my dad is an oddball(10:00:35 PM) Otis: On the way down there a cop was on my ass THE WHOLE TIME(10:00:42 PM) Otis: Like literally two feet from my bumper(10:01:37 PM) My friend: Does your car have a Confederate flag on it or something? :p(10:02:01 PM) Otis: I was driving the Jeep with a small trailer attached(10:02:14 PM) Otis: On the back is an Air Force sticker and a bird giving you the bid.(10:02:20 PM) Otis: the bird*(10:03:02 PM) My friend: Hmm...normally they'd lay off military. Maybe they think you're just a weird redneck.(10:03:39 PM) Otis: The house is just a foundation now. My brother was expanding it. I got suckered into doing some minor work. Whatever(10:04:04 PM) Otis: There is a huge REDNECK sticker on the front windshield, but he wouldn't have seen it.(10:04:52 PM) Otis: As I'm backing out of the driveway to leave(10:05:01 PM) Otis: POP HISS(10:05:22 PM) My friend: Well you are having all the luck today aren't you.(10:05:47 PM) Otis: I rolled down to bar because I didn't want to leave Bob's trailer there(10:05:54 PM) Otis: brb(10:07:30 PM) Otis: Halfway there and it was completely flat(10:07:53 PM) Otis: Making a loud racket past a large outdoor party and softball game(10:09:01 PM) Otis: Completely wrecked the rear driver side tire on the Jeep(10:09:04 PM) My friend: At least you didn't go flat in the middle of no where. Of course, I assume you keep a spaer.(10:09:11 PM) Otis: No(10:09:18 PM) Otis: Not on me anyway(10:09:30 PM) Otis: We have a bazillion tires laying around. Scrap yard and all(10:10:02 PM) Otis: My dad was leaving the house soon after me.(10:10:16 PM) Otis: So I see him driving by and I try to wave him down(10:10:23 PM) Otis: He waves at me at keeps going(10:11:12 PM) My friend: Cellphones. CELLPHONES.(10:11:23 PM) Otis: His battery died earlier that day(10:11:36 PM) My friend: He sucks for not keeping it charged.(10:11:56 PM) Otis: It wasn't until a few minutes later that he realized what I was really doing(10:12:12 PM) Otis: AT the house he was looking right at me when the tire popped(10:12:22 PM) Otis: He still whizzed by at first(10:13:16 PM) Otis: I drudged the Jeep and trailer outback against the building so no one could see the Jeep from the road and so that no one could take the trailer easily.(10:13:43 PM) Otis: As I'm backing up I clip the fence by like half an inch and snap the light on the trailer off.(10:15:43 PM) My friend: Bursting tires and breaking trailers. Dear god you've got a klutz syndrome today. Sounds like you should have just retired to a relaxing hot tub hours ago.(10:16:42 PM) Otis: Bob is fine with it. He's broken those lights off more than a few times doing the same thing(10:18:20 PM) Otis: I took a ZANY photo on the way home(10:18:27 PM) Otis: Gonna put it on Facebook in a minute(10:19:20 PM) My friend: k :p(10:20:05 PM) Otis: I came home, went over to tell Bob the news, everyone was outside having a few drinks and whatnot so I hung out for a few minutes.(10:20:37 PM) Otis: And then I was walking home and Lisa called me over to give me zucchini and chat me up for like 10 minutes.(10:24:10 PM) Otis: Since I hadn't eaten in eight hours I bit right into the zucchini in front of her(10:24:51 PM) Otis: ANd my mom just killed one of her fish by being stupid(10:25:25 PM) My friend: Just a zucchini? Not even spiced or anything?(10:25:30 PM) Otis: Nah(10:25:36 PM) Otis: I asked for raw zucchini(10:30:08 PM) Otis: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs171.snc4/37903_1533542339543_1264337330_31466459_4705885_n.jpg(10:30:57 PM) My friend: You look really slim and well built in that photo. I think that's the best photo I've seen of you to date.(10:31:30 PM) Otis: You think I've been bullstuffting you about getting fit?(10:31:59 PM) Otis: I'm just beginning the process. My arms could be a little more defined.(10:32:13 PM) Otis: Loose skin, need to fill it out. Should be better by summer's end(10:32:49 PM) My friend: Well there is just a huge difference between now and a year ago. A very striking change.(10:36:52 PM) Otis: Indeed. My brothers haven't seen me in awhile and they were all wtf
