STRANGE MAN:
I wonder where that fish has gone.
STRANGE WOMAN:
You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
STRANGE MAN:
And it went wherever I did go.
STRANGE WOMAN:
Is it in the cupboard?
AUDIENCE:
Yes! Yes! No!...
STRANGE WOMAN:
Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.
STRANGE MAN:
And it went wherever I did go.
MAN IN AUDIENCE:
It's behind the sofa!
STRANGE WOMAN:
Where can that fish be?
MAN IN AUDIENCE:
Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?!
RANDOM:
Shh!
STRANGE WOMAN:
It is a most elusive fish!
STRANGE MAN:
And it went wherever I did go.
STRANGE WOMAN:
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
STRANGE MAN:
A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.
STRANGE WOMAN:
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
STRANGE MAN:
That went wherever I did go.
MAN IN AUDIENCE:
Look up his trunk!
MAN IN AUDIENCE:
Yeah, it's hidden in his trousers!
