Be a real man and grow your mustache that way
Me and my friends one year for snowboarding decided to all dress up and ride, and I dressed up as Riddler (because I was the best of the group at riding) and everybody else as jews and we would chase eachother down the hill.
I ended up growing a mustache like that just for the occasion.
I thought my mom was gonna stuff a brick when she saw it.
My Muton chops are more manly than your fake mustache.
Mutton chops are manlier than anything though ]: not a fair comparison.