Arharharharhar.
I think that's funny.
You were probably doing that peaceful dragon stuff and then when the boy beside you had a swollen vagina you all stopped kicking plastic.
Martial arts my ass.
Lolwat?
I started Tae Kwon Doe when I was 6, then I picked up Kung Fu when I was 10, and when I was 12 I started doing Brazilian MMA.