i hate octopuses
I am certainly jelly
no, it's obviously an octopus.
I have 2 pomeranians, they are basically living teddy bears, I win.
Pomeranians aren't real dogs, lol.At least no IMO.My qualification for a dog;If I can pick it up and drop kick it, it's not a dog.Golden Retriever and Vizsla ftw.
Did you get that from some comedian from 1980? Also I can drop kick you so I guess you aren't a dog, congratulations.
actually no.and i highly doubt that, lol. I'd be amazed if your fat ass could raise your leg high enough to call it a kick :D
I weigh 200 pounds and can kick above head level (6' 3").