Post real life pictures of yourself.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Because you're an angsty teenager who thinks they are badass by posing with knives and wearing a face mask.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

wow leet nice GIRL hair!!

[LeetZero]

Because you're an angsty teenager who thinks they are badass by posing with knives and wearing a face mask.

And I am friggin' proud about it.

I'd liek to show you videus abut me smashin me hed on the tabl whiel runin at schul... 

wow leet nice GIRL hair!!

Why thank you.

[IkeTheGeneric]

shutup u forgetin noob

i gonna cum by ur hous an show u wat a reel man ca do 2 othr ppl with nife lol!

[Lørd Tøny]

KNIVES 


And for the sakes of it,

Oh damn someone is trying to look tough in front of the camera. Oh and one of those is a laser pointer.

[LeetZero]

Oh damn someone is trying to look tough in front of the camera. Oh and one of those is a laser pointer.

Wait what.

The one on the left has a lantern on the bottom and that's all, but it still works.

Meh, removed the knives just so I won't be the cause of a flame war.

[(Hit Man)]

You can massage my thighs while I go at it.

Rub some lotion onto my back too.

I'm sure the contract applies to your bro too, me <3

[Madmitten]

Wait what.

The one on the left has a lantern on the bottom and that's all, but it still works.

Meh, removed the knives just so I won't be the cause of a flame war.

they can deal with your badassery like a boss and be jelly.
but why do you have knives

[Dodger]

they can deal with your badassery like a boss and be jelly.
but why do you have knives

Real men use and eat hands.

[LeetZero]

they can deal with your badassery like a boss and be jelly.
but why do you have knives

Collectioning.

In a average I have:

A steel revolver which looks like a great replica, but it's a lighter.
A knife which can cut & stab which has a lantern too.
2 knives which can stab, but can't cut.
A baseball bat I've used sereval times by playing with my friends in the garden, but we lost our ball and never used it again (And I didn't see any of my old friends I've played with for 2 years anyway)...

And I just like it.

I also have some stuffty toy guns.

I love roleplaying on my own and act like I'm rambo.

I don't try to act like a badass. I just like posing.

[Monocle]

That's not jizz

I wish I could shoot cum out of my mouth so perfectly.

[Nymethus]

Let me give you an example of the dumbness level in that.

guy1: it's in Sweden
guy2: No, it's in Västerbotten

Man, that's dumb.

[Inv3rted]

That's not jizz

You look like a tool.

[ChappersTeddy]

Now Bara has to take a picture of his even bigger collection of foam shooting weapons and flame you.

Or not. D:

Dude, its a dart gun. Darts beat water
learn2Physic

[Barakuda]

Dude, its a dart gun. Darts beat water
learn2Physic

Foam =

=

So now a six year old is going to teach me about physics?
(Not saying I have much education on this field lol)

And please don't bring up old stuff, it's not worth it.