Post real life pictures of yourself.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I mean just look at me!

I know. It's amazing how often you get laid for the way you look.

[Ad Bot]

[Böltster]

No.. no offense but your not as intimidating as bolster is lol.

pff, you wait until i grow a beard/manly mustache, THEN i'll be intimidating

[Night Fox]

pff, you wait until i grow a beard/manly mustache, THEN i'll be intimidating

and you also have to wear a crown

[Bloody Mary]

I kinda thought Bolster would be taller.

[Böltster]

and you also have to wear a crown

Was thinking about doing that for the photo i posted but couldn't be forgeted
next time

I kinda thought Bolster would be taller.

taller than 6'7"!? that'd be forgeted

[Night Fox]

Was thinking about doing that for the photo i posted but couldn't be forgeted
next time
taller than 6'7"!? that'd be forgeted

aha, I have discovered your secret!
if you were any taller, you could have been forgeted to put on a crown!

[Daedalus]

SS+ God Tier - Daedalus
SS God Tier - Boltster
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FFF- stuff Tier - MegaScience, Miika, Shinedown, Loopyla, etc.



Then I'm off to the side on the ranking chart because I can't even be compared to you scrubs.

woooooooo :D
Once another decent photo of me is taken I'll post it.

I mean just look at me!

lol
I respect stocking's sense of humor towards herself

[Daedalus]

What does Daedalus look like? WHY ARENT I ON THIS CHART OF BEAUTY? And Miikas pretty!

But most importantly
WHY ARENT I ON THIS CHART OF BEAUTY?

To answer your question, I look like this:


This is me in my Halloween costume (yay homestuck)
And it's kinda stuffty because of horns and one contact lens having ripped
but for a troll, I think I look pretty decent here

[Night Fox]

wow what is up with that eye

[Daedalus]

wow what is up with that eye

I had two contact lenses, but a couple nights before I was doing a haunted house and one of them fell out and ripped ;-;

[Night Fox]

a lens ripping will cause something like that?

[MegaScientifical]

a lens ripping will cause something like that?

AKA he couldn't use it, so he only had one.

[Jacob/Lee]

Good lord Boltster, you're a giant among men. A very handsome giant as well.

[Night Fox]

AKA he couldn't use it, so he only had one.

if his eyes look like that without contacts in, I would be worried

[SpreadsPlague]

did mega finally realize he's creepy?