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[Otis Da HousKat]

bacon has artery clogging grease.

Wrong. You know nothing!

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

bacon has artery clogging grease.

this makes you fat

fat people have bad BO.

bacon = BO.

Yes, but you seem to have forgotten that bacon is motherloving delicious

[Beachbum]

Yes, but you seem to have forgotten that bacon is motherloving delicious

indeed. i love bacon.

but none the less, the science is there!

[Mr. Jelly]

indeed. i love bacon.

but none the less, the science is there!

Screw science, I have bacon

[Beachbum]

Screw science, I have bacon

you also have B.O.

[Alyx Vance]

I eat bacon. And I don't have B.O. (Unless I forget deodorant)

[Jetlok]

I eat bacon. And I don't have B.O. (Unless I forget deodorant)

but you're a hillbilly so you have it by default

[Hipster]

Long fingers apparently means you have other long appendages......
NO WONDER COLTEN HAS SO MANY HOT GIRLFRIENDS!

WRONG!  Look how small his junk is on the counter!

[Pixel]

WRONG!  Look how small his junk is on the counter!

Not my junk lol why would it be going sideways

[Bones4]

Long fingers apparently means you have other long appendages......
NO WONDER COLTEN HAS SO MANY HOT GIRLFRIENDS!

Who needs a big richard with fingers like that?

[Mr. Jelly]

Who needs a big richard with fingers like that?

[Specever]

Who needs a big richard with fingers like that?

[Barakuda]

Who needs a big richard with fingers like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tE_8LXNizPA#t=68s (1:08-1:10)

[Beachbum]

Who needs a big richard with fingers like that?

too bad he doesn't get to use either! :D

[Modling]

too bad he doesn't get to use either! :D