The only difference between your beard and mine is you keep your bushier, and you have a mustache and soul patch(ew).
He's got a
full beard... A Mustache is a standalone thing, a soul patch is also a standalone thing. If you have a full beard it does not mean you also have a soul patch.. If he would shave everything BUT that spot, then yes, he would have a soul patch.
So I don't get how you can say his "soul patch" is ew if he doesn't even have one, and idk how you get off criticizing a soul patch when chinstraps are the lowest low of the beard world.
Also why on earth were 3 pages spent bickering about your dumbass beard and not spent complimenting my gorgeous works of art and my cool ass snowman.