I can only snap with my right hand, can barely whistle and its not even the right way, can barely swim (just basic dog paddle, can't even go underwater or tread water), and my gum bubbles (I really don't chew gum much anymore, gives me a headache) are sloppy and small.
Just more things that make me suck more than I already do. I traded in charisma, good looks, and social behavior for logic, a killer intelligence capacity, and coordination.