Post real life pictures of yourself.

[McJob]

Sometime in the near future I'm going to get a new girlfriend who will look at where I secretly store my selfies and panic.

In the meantime, here's a photo from my 18th birthday I found.

[Ad Bot]

[Alternat¡ve]

is that a coca cola shirt in CIA language

[McJob]

is that a coca cola shirt in CIA language

It's a Jewish coca-cola shirt that was 2 sizes too small for me. I still have it.

Also note that I'm wearing the extra-large panties that I was also given as a present.

[Daswiruch]

tfw u match ur cat

to match my cat, i'd have to be dead

[Jetlok]

to match my cat, i'd have to be dead

really puttin the moves on carol huh

[Masterlegodude]

Chicks dig guys with a dead cat

[Daswiruch]

really puttin the moves on carol huh

Chicks dig guys with a dead cat

you're damn right they do
i bring my decomposed skeleton that was once a cat to the park all the time to try to pick up chicks
works every time 10/10

[carolcat]

carol has chubsy cheeks d'aww

i'm p chubby all over tbh

[Becquerel]

i'm p chubby all over tbh

how chubby are we talking

[Foxscotch]

i bring my decomposed skeleton that was once a cat to the park all the time to try to pick up chicks
works every time 10/10

they're always screaming, I can't believe how excited they get

[Ravencroft·]

how chubby are we talking

morbidly obese with an unknown substance dripping from the cracks between the rolls

[Becquerel]

morbidly obese with an unknown substance dripping from the cracks between the rolls

holy stuff
thats hot
no. i refuse to bow to subliminal messaging

[Pixel]

morbidly obese with an unknown substance dripping from the cracks between the rolls

????????????

[Jetlok]

????????????

omg u look so good here x)))

[Pixel]

omg u look so good here x)))

thanks haha was tryin on my net jetlok costume!!