judging ≠ advice
Never implied these were the same thing ever.
Also, this quote is saying I'm going to give an awful impression, aka be judged, for my hairstyle. Might want to re-read that one, dude.
how to make an awful impression on literally everyone you see 101
well you look stupid with it not combed so i guess it's your decision to make

Does this look stupid too? This is me when I DON'T let my hair grow out too long. This is my ideal hairstyle.