RUN TO THE CHOPPA
(Blasts zombies with auto shotgun)
[Warning: The following text is purely out of boredom. This takes place during the No Mercy campaign of Left 4 Dead, the helicopter finale. Read at your own risk.]
Me: stuff GUISE TO THE CHOPPA
L4D people & everyone sane: SHIIIIT RUN
Me: (Jumps on choppa) EVERYONE GET THE forget IN
Pilot: Hello, I'm a random character.
Bill: HOLD ON I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDECINE...WHERE THE forget DID YOU PUT IT LOUIS
Louis: stuff i used it after I flew out a hospital window and fell 20 stories, sorry dude
Bill: FFFFFUUUUUUUCK, at least I still have cigare-... stuff im out of those too.
Zoey: forget I CANT AIM
Francis: bitch you need to stop running into hordes
MrCookie: (Jumps on teh choppa, pulls Hunter in) GET THE forget IN GUYS
Bill: ME AND MY CANE AREN'T FAST ENOUGH
Nick: forget you John McCain Bill (kicks Bill off)
Bill: shiiiiiiiii- (falls off side of hospital roof)
Francis: What the fuuuck...(Jumps on choppa) Get the forget in Zoey before you get blasted off the roof like Bill Nye
Zoey: k
(Everyone is on the choppa, except Louis and Bill obviously. Choppa begins to take off)
Louis: HEY GUYS WAIT FOR ME I WAS TOO MUCH OF A pusillanimous individual TO GET ON THE CHOPPA EARLIER (Jumps and grabs on to helicopter) PULL ME IN PLEASE
Francis: Screw you, woman
Zoey: hay >:c
Francis: Your excused (Punches Louis off)
Louis: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- hey wait I finally said something other than nice words
The Survivors have escaped! (Except for Bill and Louis, but no one cares about them.)
