Author Topic: There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do? (Read 16457 times)

NickTheSushi · December 24, 2008, 01:42:23 AM

Buy me L4D.

I have a microphone and the lyrics to Still Alive, the song from portal. What should I do?

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Fizzles · December 24, 2008, 01:55:46 AM

Quote from: -Nick- on December 24, 2008, 01:42:23 AM

Buy me L4D.

I knew that was coming :P

Sing Never Gonna Give you up by Rick Astley.

I have a pillow under my head what should I do?

Valen · December 24, 2008, 02:21:17 AM

Hump the pillow violently. Once your done with your business, Shove the pillow in your enemies face >:D

I have gman and 99 red baloons what should I do?

Fizzles · December 24, 2008, 02:27:43 AM

Stick them to G-Man then press Q spawn a seat and weld it to him, get in the seat. Have fun :D

I have a set of foot ball armor Must be level 35 to wield and a cat next to me, what should I do?

Tokthree · December 24, 2008, 02:33:05 AM

Kill the cat to get to level 35 by flailing the armour around violently

I have 10 tonnes of gold bullion thinly coated in radioactive chocolate in my van (next to me) and a guard is searching my van. What do I do?

Fizzles · December 24, 2008, 02:37:31 AM

If the guard is bending over while searching, go butt rape him :D

I have something what should I do?

Darius · December 24, 2008, 02:58:18 AM

Eat it.

I have the Holy Grail, what do I do?

rkynick · December 24, 2008, 03:04:52 AM

Store it somewhere hidden away and leave a very hard to follow trail of clues.

I have a piano next to me, what do I do?

CopBlock · December 24, 2008, 03:14:42 AM

Play that song in RE0 that opens a hole!

I have a box of legos,what2do?

SirThom · December 24, 2008, 03:16:15 AM

Go outside, (with the box) find the NEAREST person, and FREAK OUT in front of them then pour it on them and rape their faces off.

Damn coffee...

I have this camera... Fully charged... 100% ready to go... 100 memory (full)

Wut2do?

Netwars4 · December 24, 2008, 03:30:13 AM

go to strip club

i have a pair of levitating chesticles next to me, what do i do?

CopBlock · December 24, 2008, 03:32:11 AM

Eat them I guess.

I'm in a big box with no way out,and I have alot of LEGOs,wut2do?

Talaford · December 24, 2008, 04:16:03 AM

Make a lego ion cannon and zapp out.

I have a old smoking bum next to me, what shall i do?

tapemaster21 · December 24, 2008, 04:25:01 AM

Eat the cig then lick the bum.

There's a [Item] net to you,what do you do?

Talaford · December 24, 2008, 04:26:51 AM

tape you're doing it wrong.
Anyway:

There's a M4A1 Abrams near the other side of the world, what shall i do?