There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[Spiderpig]

Kick it duh

Theres a monkey what2do?

[Ad Bot]

[Tofuguy1]

throw poop at him before he throws poop at you.


Theres a beatbox off and the kid im facing is bad as hell, and im alot better. The reward is $13370000000. what do i do?

[Blocklandman111]

Steal the money and beat the kid to death with it...



 
There's a kitty in my room trying to steal my hard drive, what do I do?

[Exo Pheratype]

Oh sht couldn't pass this one up.

Let the kitty get away because your hard drive sucks >:D



There is a vending machine next to me and someone who won't stop saying "Im thinking Arby's"  what do I do?


Avatar picture is coincidence :O

[Kerog]

Get a Coka Cola, than spill it on the guy on purpose.

There is a yellow duck next to me, what do I do?

[ImperealOfficer]

Duckys evil shoot it!

Im on a cruise ship (Titanic) what do I do to save myself and 5 people? (I have a knife an inflatble raft that holds 3 people and some string)

[rkynick]

Knife the inflatable raft into itty-bitty pieces, tie string to the peoples feet and then throw the raft pieces in the boiler.

[|Shadow]

dunno

There's a car with an open door and key inside on the road but there are cops a few houses away. What2do?

[Monty]

Tie the string about some sucker's necks, you'll need something to eat on the way home anyway, and those corpses will do fine.
Damn, Ryk, now you've made mine out of place.

[|Shadow]

dunno

There's a car with an open door and key inside on the road but there are cops a few houses away. What2do?

[Fizzles]

Dunno

I have a soda can, a jar of money, a rubber band, a tissue box (Empty), and a juice box (straw included) what should I do?

[Blocklandman111]

Drink the juice, then spill all the soda on the money, then wipe it off with the tissue and hang yourself with the rubber band.


I have a Journy CD and a car full of lovey fish, what do I do?

[Eryehk]

Listen to the fish and eat the CD.


There is a item next to me, what do I do?

[Skele]

Start a thread about it.

There is nothing next to me, what do I do?

[General Nick]

You fap.

There is a hot girl next to me who is not drunk or on any drugs, and is laying naked. She is awake and currently loveually aroused. What do I do?