There's a [Item] next to you,what do you do?

[Chrono]

Condom.

There is a Fanta locked in a steel cage. What do I do?

[Ad Bot]

[black knight]

Leave it

Theres a $100 next to you with an alarm on it, What do you do?

[Jaymz]

Kick your mother in the face.

I have a bible, a diet coke, and a cup full of Russle Crows piss, what do I do?

[Sheezy]

Empty both liquids onto bible.



I have a snake and my hand, what do I do?

[Rughugger]

Put it back in that guy's pants.

I have a battlecruiser next to me. What should I do?

[ryanb31394]

Kill yourself with it. 


There is a shrunken head next to me. What should I do?

[Sord213]

poke it

there is a lighter, dish rag, and a glass full of gasoline next to me. What 2 do?

[ryanb31394]

Molotov roostertail tiem! :D

There is a sumo wrestler next to you. What do you do?

[Jaymz]

Hug him.

There is a computer in front of you and your on the bl forums, wut u do?

[Rughugger]

avoid posting research or memes.

There's a big ol bowl of sauerkraut next to you. What do you do?

[qevil]

put a Black Cat(tiny stick of dynamite) in it, light it, and give it to your friend.

there is a cop car next to you with the keys still in the ignition. what to you do?

[Gll50]

absolutly nothing

I have 1000 beers and a naked amature next to me... what do i do?

[qevil]

aboslutly nothing

i have nothing, what do i do?

[Shadow86]

Make salivia.

I have an egg next to me, what should I do?

[ryanb31394]

Cook it, youfricken hobo.

I have shadow the hobo next to me and he is eating his egg, what do I do?