Just got Call of Duty: World at War, parents want to return it...

[Illidan]

PLAN   A

"[Parent's name] this video game is a collection of historical events re-enacted so that younger generations shall remember the sacrifices made by those before brave citizen soldiers us. [Play Star Spangled Banner] It is our duty to honor them by never forgetting the price they paid for their valiant effort in the face of evil. Taking away this game would not only deprive me, but my generation as a whole, in censorship of history. [Insert 21 gun salute and Military Fly-over]"

 PLAN   B

"forget you I'm running away"

You are brilliant.

[Ad Bot]

[Dropshock]

 PLAN   B

"forget you I'm running away"

GO WITH THAT ONE :D

I like to eat eat eat eat apples and bananas

what?

[Colten]

GO WITH THAT ONE :Dwhat?

friend stop quote editing

[EvilMuffinZ]

I wonder if I call Dropshock a friend it will make me cool. o:

Kay

[Grumpy]

cigarettes quote edit

[Dropshock]

friend stop quote eating

I dont eat quotes
Also, k, Ill stop :D

[Jsk2003]

Stop loving with this topic guys.

Anyway, tell them that you're not [insert age 2 years younger than what you are] anymore.
Also tell them statistics show that kids who are sheltered are more likely to go on massacres than people who are shown the true world.

[Loz]

But I am kinda sheltered...  And I liked Ron's Plans.

[Mustard]

Subject edit FTW

[FlyGuy45]

Open it.

[Jsk2003]

Subject edit FTW

Fail, should've been subtle about it.

[Loz]

Open it.

But then I don't know what will happen.  She might go national socialist on me and throw the console into the street or something.  She's crazy without her pills.

[Colten]

But then I don't know what will happen.  She might go national socialist on me and throw the console into the street or something.  She's crazy without her pills.

Overdose her on pills

[Loz]

No thanks, she is a source of buying stuff.

[Khorde]

Why do they want you to return it?

answer the question.