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[Sarge]

we were watching a video about the book burnings that the national socialists did. i whispered to my friend next to me "i hope they burned Twilight." then, the girl love slave of Twilight yelled out "WHAT?!" unfortunatley, the other Twilight love slaves also heard.

5 erasers to the head, 2 pencils to the back, and one "you're stupid!" to the ear. what the crap.

also, i read a book report about Twilight. appearantly, its about the "forbidden" love between- you know the rest. what the forget? stick it in her pooper already.

[Ad Bot]

[Jsk2003]

I find it funny that all your schools have so many handicapped girls.

This is what my school would be like
Me: Twilight's gay
Her: Book was good, movie was horrible
me: I think the book is handicapped too.
Her: k opinion

[Invalid]

The only cool vampires are the ones in Oblivion.

*cough* Leader of the Dark Brotherhood

You know nothing. The leader of the Dark Brotherhood is Sithis and the Night Mother, two sentient spirits whom you never talk to (except once with the Night Mother) who just tell the listeners to tell the speakers to tell his group/part of the Brotherhood to give a contract to one of their members. The vampire who you claim is the leader (totally untrue) is just your first contact giver, and he gets his contracts from Lucien Lachance (your groups speaker) who gets it from the listener, who gets it from the Night Mother, who undoubtedly gets it from her "husband" Sithis (Satan) So no, he's not the leader, he's the first contact giver. You must be a complete n00b when it comes to killing people in humorous ways and getting paid for it (Dark Brotherhood)

PWNDT

On topic, a dude at my school was reading Twilight, and mah friends and I are like, "Stop being gay!" And one of my friends is just like, "It's too late for him!" We lulz'ed over this for a while.

[Mateo]

You know nothing. The leader of the Dark Brotherhood is Sithis and the Night Mother, two sentient spirits whom you never talk to (except once with the Night Mother) who just tell the listeners to tell the speakers to tell his group/part of the Brotherhood to give a contract to one of their members. The vampire who you claim is the leader (totally untrue) is just your first contact giver, and he gets his contracts from Lucien Lachance (your groups speaker) who gets it from the listener, who gets it from the Night Mother, who undoubtedly gets it from her "husband" Sithis (Satan) So no, he's not the leader, he's the first contact giver. You must be a complete n00b when it comes to killing people in humorous ways and getting paid for it (Dark Brotherhood)

Technically Sithis is the leader not the Night mother, you kill to give him soulz. Talk to the random murderer guy about sithis when you lead the cheydinhal place. => Also, Ocheeva is the one who gets contracts from Lucien...

[Vertzer]

I like where this is going.

WHAT THE forget.
Get your own stuff, kid. I'll beat you silly.

[DracoSoul]

The forget. A guy at my school was qearing a Twilight jacket. ??????

[Bisjac]

i love the new south park epp that rips on this movie and all the gay vampire fan'cigaretteory

[Mateo]

i love the new south park epp that rips on this movie and all the gay vampire fan'cigaretteory

OSHAT. MUST WATCH. I didn't know they made one about Twilight! O_o (Haven't been keepin up with the times)

[Ghoul]

I just remembered that the author is a total bitch.

I live about 5 miles away from her. I even drove by her house once.

I read an article once where she was interviewed. She said that she hated people constantly going into her driveway and looking around. Hell, she even threatened to get Dobermans and an iron fence. :O

Of coarse, I never went by her house again.

My mom and I see her at Target about once a month. We've never talked to her, since she apparently hates fans, so much so that she throws out any fan-mail she gets. Not to mention the evil eye she gives anyone who so much glances at her. D:

Scary woman.

[TheWorm]

also, i read a book report about Twilight. appearantly, its about the "forbidden" love between-

You had to read a book report to figure that out? Obviously you haven't noticed the apple on the cover.

[rawrman]

http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175&page=1

It's all true. ◉_◉

[Sarge]

You had to read a book report to figure that out? Obviously you haven't noticed the apple on the cover.

i don't know what the apple means

[Ghoul]

i don't know what the apple means

It refers to two choices, like Adam and Eve.

[Chrono]

I just remembered that the author is a total bitch.

I live about 5 miles away from her. I even drove by her house once.

I read an article once where she was interviewed. She said that she hated people constantly going into her driveway and looking around. Hell, she even threatened to get Dobermans and an iron fence. :O

Of coarse, I never went by her house again.

My mom and I see her at Target about once a month. We've never talked to her, since she apparently hates fans, so much so that she throws out any fan-mail she gets. Not to mention the evil eye she gives anyone who so much glances at her. D:

Scary woman.

http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175&page=1

It's all true. ◉_◉

I can see why she hates fans...

[yuki]

http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175&page=1

It's all true. ◉_◉

"We are in it for the lulz"

Anon owns this board. Praise be /b/.

Wow, I just read some of it. Lulz ensue. Anonymous is awesome when they're not using Meme's all the time.

Read more: JESUS loving CHRIST THIS BOOK IS DANGEROUS.