Author Topic: Best "this video game sucks" argument EVA!  (Read 3281 times)

ok this argument took place on facebook when I set my status to "is drowning his troubles in the violence that is call of duty 5"


Idiot:
ewwwwwwww

Me:
what's so "ewwwwwwwwwwww" about it? I'm just shooting peoples heads off with a shotgun and burning them with a flamethrower as their skin boils and they scream for mercy.

Idiot:
no, i mean play something good like halo 3, or at the least cod4 not 5. 5 stinks

Me:
you ever even played cod5?

Idiot:
yes and i find that it is a bbbbbbbiiiiiiggggggggg fall from cod4.

Me:
explain on your theory. Are you another noobs who's just "TEH GAMEZ IS NOT MODERNZ SO TEH GAMEZ PHAILS"?

Idiot:
well i'm definitly not that.

Me:
yet you don't give a reason like I asked

Idiot:
mmmmm, well for starters the graphics arn't as good. second the online interaction isn't as great and third halo 3 is altogether better.

Me:
wow you have obviously played this game for about 5 min. First off you can't complain about the graphics bein suckish, when you get to stalingrad and the asylum it looks just so amazing, the blood everwhere is amazing.

Yeah online isn't the best out there, but your comparing it to cod4 that's like saying a mcdonalds cheeseburger is suckish compared to steak, their both good, but one is a lot more high quality.

Wow you wanna know what. I hate halo 3 noobs like you. halo 3 was a great game, don't get me wrong, but you cant instantly compare any game you ever freakin get to halo 3. And to be honest, halo 3 really didnt live up to the hype, but of course that only happened because people like you pumped it up so much, no game can live to those kind of expectations.

And lastly, give some freakin reasons why halo 3 is better in stead of "HALO 3 IS TEH BETTER GAMEZ NUBZ!!1!1!1!!!1!1shift!!!!!1!1!shift+1!!!"

Idiot:
lol in the end all three of them arn't the best games out there.

Me:
ok then explain what is the best game out there, runescape? dont even get me started

(CASUAL ASIDE: he is totally obsessed with runescape END CASUAL ASIDE)

Idiot:
lol runescape is a good game but no.

Me:
no it's not, but I digress. Ok then what is?

Idiot:
The lego series were pretty good.


All I have to say is EPIC FAIL. Really I laughed my fricken head off after that.

Lego series of what?


Lego Island?
Lego Island 2 sucked piss.

Lego series of what?


Lego Island?
Lego Island 2 sucked piss.

Idk, but since he just started playing videogames I would assume lego star wars, which were ok games, but they progressively got worse.

It's someone's opinion, get over it.

LET'S COMPARE DORA THE EXPLORER TO THE MATRIX NOW. K?

LET'S COMPARE DORA THE EXPLORER TO THE MATRIX NOW. K?
Are you seriously brain damaged?

We need to compare Teletubbies to Star Wars Episode 3.
I mean, look, Star Wars doesn't stand a chance.

Let's compare Dr. Pepper to our monitor resolution.

Let us take a moment to compare...

...

K done

LET'S COMPARE DORA THE EXPLORER TO THE MATRIX NOW. K?

That's what made me laugh. He goes on about fps's and pulls out lego video games. Really this kid is a new kind of stupid.

Let's now compare stuff with Macintosh OS X.



They seem very related.


inb4robloxcomparison

Let's compare a toilet with Roblox..

Let's now compare stuff with Macintosh OS X.



They seem very related.

Also that argument sucked.

He's an idiot, but he's correct. COD 5 is an abomination and treyarch should be burned to the ground, and everyone there should be put on a pike.

I LEARNED IN BIOLOGY CLASS HOW MY XANAX WORKS. BUT MY LOOPY TEACHER KEEPS TELLING THAT I ONYL NEED TI BECAUSE CIA HATES ME. WELL I HATE CHALCHIUHTLICUE, TOO.