A joke i'm going to play.

[General Nick]

tell him to meet "her" somewhere at a certain time to makeout

AKA,
hey (persons name) wanna make out

[Ad Bot]

[Shinji]

You guys I want these crappy, your doing a good job. I would like them so that I wouldn't get in trouble if they got intercepted, so no loveual stuff please.

Good luck finding some.

[Sirrus]

Hello,

I love you.

Sincerely, Thomas Bigglesworth

[ryanb31394]

New one-

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm at your window
Staring at you.
Now take your loving shirt off already.

lol stalker much? XD

[Regulith]

Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Who cares about the loving colors just get naked.

[Saxophone]

Roses Are Blue,
Violets Are Red,
I hate you real bad, so stick a fork in your head.

 

[Shinji]

Hello,

I love you.

Sincerely, Thomas Bigglesworth

That was touching.

[ryanb31394]

Roses Are Blue,
Violets Are Red,
I hate you real bad, so stick a fork in your head.

 

I lol'd at this one the hardest.

[Shinji]

Roses Are Blue,
Violets Are Red,
I hate you real bad, so stick a fork in your head.

 

No.

[Regulith]

Ur hawt

Cn I come 2 ur hous an hv secks wit u

luv ur sekret admeirr

[Sirrus]

Greetings and salutations!

I am both physically and emotionally attracted to you; I think you're a swell girl and I'd love to get with you.

Signed Clarence Stimpletuff

[Panterra8905]

Write a poem.

Every minute is like hell,
when I cant see your face.
It's like I'm dieing inside,
like my life is a waste.

I can't live without you,
I feel you must know.
I've always adored you,
but tried not to show.

But I cant take it any longer,
so now I must see.
Please answer this question.
Will you go out with me?

Signed (insert hot bitch name here)

[ryanb31394]

Did you write that or find it?

[Panterra8905]

Did you write that or find it?

I wrote it, I have a knack for poetry sometimes.

[ryanb31394]

That is pretty good, dude.