A joke i'm going to play.

[Sirrus]

Do you walk? Do you talk?
Do you come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
You always pulled me from my seat

You are pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about your dress
I was shy I turned away
Before you caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever you flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see you in that negligee
Is really just too much

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private



Grrrr

[Ad Bot]

[ryanb31394]

Ending funny, but the poem itself is just okay.......

[Panterra8905]

-snip snip snip-

Grrrr

J. Geils Band <3

Ending funny, but the poem itself is just okay.......

It's a song.

[Green Link]

These may be going from woman to woman. Lol

[ryanb31394]

J. Geils Band <3
 It's a song.

oh.....well........mmkay I would have to hear the tune, but I don't feel like listening to music right now :/

[qevil]

real smart to tell everyone your going to play a joke. its like telling the cops your going to rob a bank before you do it.

[Reformist]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
forget this stuff,
and forget me already.

Hhahaha

[Diargon]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisies are yellow
Lilies are white
more flowers and colors....


Id love to go out with you then again we would not go out but we would be toghter on a so called date but in reality its is a pairing of two people at a specific place at a specfic time.

[General Nick]

Roses are red
violets are blue
semen is white
especially on your face

[Ladios]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
When you're unoriginal,
Your poems will be like this too!

[General Nick]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
When you're unoriginal,
Your poems will be like this too!

Haha, it's funny because its true.




I know, hypocrisy :(

[Ghoul]

I lol'd at this one the hardest.

You have a horrid sense of humor.


If you wanna be really bad, draw a picture of the two in the middle of intercourse. It'll be a hoot! :D

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Me + U = Buttsecks?

[Regulith]

Seas Reorder,
Bullies Overeat,
Manure 'n' cigarette Sara
A Deed Inventor Lushly Turns.
Solve it and you win The Game

[*Magick* Mage]

Write a poem.

Every minute is like hell,
when I cant see your face.
It's like I'm dieing inside,
like my life is a waste.

I can't live without you,
I feel you must know.
I've always adored you,
but tried not to show.

But I cant take it any longer,
so now I must see.
Please answer this question.
Will you go out with me?

Signed (insert hot bitch name here)

nice, I laughed at the end xD