Author Topic: A joke i'm going to play.  (Read 6862 times)

Because he can control the people's facial expressions... yeah...

Most people can't? o-o lol oops. didn't read his first post carefully.

Oh hey, I just realised Green Link started this topic... lol...

Oh hey, I just realised Green Link started this topic... lol...
Yes

hey, ur bewbz r hawt, cn i suck dem plz?

Coming up with new love notes. Please wait...

Ok creepier poem time,

Lock eyes,
from across the room.
Down my drink,
as the rhythms boom.

Take your hand,
and skip the names.
no need here,
for the silly games.

Make our way,
through the smoke and crowd.
The club is the sky,
and I'm on your cloud.

Move in close,
as the laces fly.
Our bodies touch,
and the angels cry.

Leave this place,
go back to yours.
Our lips first touch,
outside your door.
The whole night,
what we got in store.
Whisper in my ear,
that you want some more.

AND I, JIZZ IN MY PANTS.


Stop ruining a good thing, Panterra. D:

Greetings and salutations!

I am both physically and emotionally attracted to you; I think you're a swell girl and I'd love to get with you.

Signed Clarence Stimpletuff
I lol'd

Ok seriously creepy.

I watch you,
I smell you,
I need you,
I crave you.

All day long,
I watch you there.
I sit in awe,
as you twirl your hair.

You glow like the moon,
but shine like a star.
With looks like an angel,
and moves like a car.

You close your window,
when you get dressed.
And all I think about,
are your breasts.

I watch you sleep,
and wonder why.
Why don't I ask you?
Why not try?

So here it is,
this note you see.
The real question is,
will you go out with me?


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.  :cookieMonster:

Make me a sandwich, NOW

Did I hesitate?

love is like math
Subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And pray to god you dont multiply

love is like math
Subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And pray to god you dont multiply
That is just a fact of male life. Not at all a stuff love note.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.  :cookieMonster:

This made me burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

This made me burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
I almost did