Author Topic: A joke i'm going to play. (Read 6873 times)

pingpeppy · January 15, 2009, 06:58:35 PM

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven. That would explain what happened to your face.

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Mateo · January 15, 2009, 06:59:07 PM

A simple

I LOVE YOU

And then a creepy as fux smile would suffice.

Bind · January 15, 2009, 06:59:21 PM

You+me=great ass babies

pingpeppy · January 15, 2009, 07:01:38 PM

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Green Link · January 15, 2009, 07:03:12 PM

Here is one i've came up with. It's mostly funny because of who i'm sending it to. Girl to girl...

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Just reading the thoughts on your mind is intoxicating to be able to communicate with you for the first time in years is unbearable, because in 7th grade I could not rest my eyes upon you, because I loved you so much. And still my love for you burns with the burns for you with the brightness of 1000 suns. You'r eyes are the color are the color of a beautiful tiger stone. The feeling I have for you is burns through even the darkest places of my mind, the thought of not seeing you causes me to stop breathing. I don't know where you are, but where ever you are I will always feel you by me through the deepest combine of my heart. My life sense you left me has been like traveling through a dark clouded abyss. It's like traveling through a endless meaningless tunnel never to see the light, and never knowing if I would ever see you'r shining face or radiant sunshine hair. I love you and hope you feel the same way about me. If I cannot find a way to fill the deep void in the depths of my heart

Ladios · January 15, 2009, 07:04:25 PM

Quote from: Mateo on January 15, 2009, 06:59:07 PM

A simple

I LOVE YOU

And then a creepy as fux smile would suffice.

Because he can control the people's facial expressions... yeah...

Quote from: Bisjac on January 14, 2009, 07:28:54 PM

tell him to meet "her" somewhere at a certain time to makeout
and then a fake letter to a girl asking the same thing.

things could get very good for them, or super awesome awkward

Best suggestion in the thread.

pingpeppy · January 15, 2009, 07:05:26 PM

Green Link, you need to proof read.

Green Link · January 15, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

Quote from: pingpeppy on January 15, 2009, 07:05:26 PM

Green Link, you need to proof read.

Its more funny with the incorrect spelling.

Regulith · January 15, 2009, 07:06:56 PM

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Just reading the thoughts on your mind is intoxicating to be able to communicate with you for the first time in years is unbearable, because in 7th grade I could not rest my eyes upon you, because I loved you so much. And still my love for you burns with the burns for you with the brightness of 1000 suns. You'r eyes are the color are the color of a beautiful tiger stone. The feeling I have for you is burns through even the darkest places of my mind, the thought of not seeing you causes me to stop breathing. I don't know where you are, but where ever you are I will always feel you by me through the deepest combine of my heart. My life sense you left me has been like traveling through a dark clouded abyss. It's like traveling through a endless meaningless tunnel never to see the light, and never knowing if I would ever see you'r shining face or radiant sunshine hair. I love you and hope you feel the same way about me. If I cannot find a way to fill the deep void in the depths of my heart

You need to you need to read through your stuff first.

Bind · January 15, 2009, 07:07:29 PM

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Just reading the thoughts on your mind is intoxicating to be able to communicate with you for the first time in years is unbearable, because in 7th grade I could not rest my eyes upon you, because I loved you so much. And still my love for you burns with the burns for you with the brightness of 1000 suns. You'r eyes are the color are the color of a beautiful tiger stone. The feeling I have for you is burns through even the darkest places of my mind, the thought of not seeing you causes me to stop breathing. I don't know where you are, but where ever you are I will always feel you by me through the deepest combine of my heart. My life sense you left me has been like traveling through a dark clouded abyss. It's like traveling through a endless meaningless tunnel never to see the light, and never knowing if I would ever see you'r shining face or radiant sunshine hair. I love you and hope you feel the same way about me. If I cannot find a way to fill the deep void in the depths of my heart

adding a lot of brown townogies doesn't make it romantic, it makes you sound like a creep.

Ladios · January 15, 2009, 07:07:59 PM

Which is even better for the occasion.

Green Link · January 15, 2009, 07:08:55 PM

Quote from: ladios on January 15, 2009, 07:07:59 PM

Which is even better for the occasion.

Now someone understands.

Ladios · January 15, 2009, 07:11:22 PM

Actually, your thing still has terrible grammar.
We are trying to get them into an awkward situation, not deem them illiterate.

Green Link · January 15, 2009, 07:49:09 PM

Quote from: ladios on January 15, 2009, 07:11:22 PM

Actually, your thing still has terrible grammar.
We are trying to get them into an awkward situation, not deem them illiterate.

I know, but who cares for terrible grammar. I'm not going to proof read something that means nothing to me anyways. I also do not mind making the other person look stupid.

FlyGuy45 · January 15, 2009, 07:53:41 PM

Who was phone?