This is what i got from it:
This is John
This is John's GF - Genearic GF 32
Who is got
No, Fatter, like a real poker.
NO! FATTER!
Oh, that will have to do.
And the gay guy (Not really creamy, he just isn't nice) will be represented by thir...
Irish Pirate gan of Amy Winehouse on a run bridge.
Then stuff happens and Pirate and John end up in jail and salty hookers on a breadroll and gets depressed
The moral of the story is:
A hooker makes bad stuff happen.