People in Oblivion say wierd things

[General Nick]

I always have two profiles for Fable and BnW games, one for good and one for evil.

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[Ghoul]

I just wish they would have made different voices for each race. I mean, seriously, that elf voice might fit the high elves, or the wood elves, but it doesn't fit the evil personality of the dark elves!

Also, has anyone noticed that all bandits are either Kajit or Redguard?

I should really re-install this. It sounds fun again.

[Cog_Spartan]

West of Bruma I always find two Imperial Legionaires fighting to the death (usually only once per new game) and they are always yelling at each other. Such things as "FOR THE EMPIRE!".

And it makes me wonder, if they are both fighting for the empire, why are they killing each other.



They were helpful once though. During a Dark Brotherhood mission I failed to kill my mark, and I was chasing her down around that region when I came across the two yet again. One died as soon as I got there, and I figured I was forgeted since the other was clearly watching me shoot arrows at this old woman. Not the case. He chased her down with me, until we got to a cave where she entered it to hide. We both waited outside for her to leave, bows raised and ready pointing at the door, and we owned her.

That exact thing happened to me twice, lol. After they had shot around 20 arrows into each other, and one of them died, the other ran off. I followed him for a minute, were he found his prize: a deer. He shot it, ran up to it, crouched beside it, and rubbed it... It was the strangest thing I have ever seen. Man rubbing deer... D:

[Mr_Grinch14]

That always scared the stuff out of me. Whenever I walk away from a picked lock, I think I'm home free. THEN, all of the sudden, that bastard pops out of nowhere. It seriously just about causes me to pee myself.

I hated that, or after i would murder some old beggar (before i joined the thieves guild).

What scares me more are those traps in the caves and dungeons. Why? Because every time my guy runs into one he yells, of course, HUUURRRRR!! Scared me every time.

[Ghoul]

I hated that, or after i would murder some old beggar (before i joined the thieves guild).

What scares me more are those traps in the caves and dungeons. Why? Because every time my guy runs into one he yells, of course, HUUURRRRR!! Scared me every time.

Don't forget the 'it came from behind!' scenario.

You walk into an innocent cave, start rummaging through some rubble, and suddenly hear light footsteps behind you. You swing around to see a goblin in the middle of an attack, sporting a "RAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" battle cry.

Every time this would happen, I would respond with "stuff stuff stuff SHIIIIIIT!" *Runs out of cave*

[*Magick* Mage]

I would always "violate" the law on oblivion (they make it sound so dirty >.<). Sometimes (like all of you must know) I thought I was home free. I was in a dark alley that I got a beggar into and shot a fireball at them. Oblivion's over exaggerated physics engine made them look like they were busy having an epilepsy, meanwhile I sneaked out of the town.

Batabing-bataboom I'm walking through some thick brush, setting up camp, eating my hard-as-rock bread (which I never understood. They spent thousands to make you be able to move thing, yet when a piece of bread fell on the floor, it sounds like a bag of cement being dropped from 20ft) when all of a sudden, hundreds (hyperbole) of imperial and bravil guards come running at me screaming things like "FOR THE EMPIRE!" or "STOP, THIEF" (which til this day I never figured out why :o....maybe I stole something....) or "YOUR MUM WANTS YOU!". Me being....well, me, I resisted arrest and blasted these guys with lightning bolts and fire bolts galore!

I needed revenge, and I still need it. While I was fighting them, I accidentally blasted my dinner with a fireball (yum! crispy). I went flying into a river.....and I never found it again...<sobs> That pain don't heal......<wipes eyes> that pain never heals >:'(

[Rekuddo]

Why do Khajiit's lick their butts?

[Spation]

Why do Khajiit's lick their butts?

Don't do it!

[Zaure]

I once stole a horse from the Chestnut Stables, was making my escape out into the wilderness being chased by guards. Eventually I got off my horse and shot the guards and killed them. Then I went further into the wilderness and made a camp with a awesome tent mod :D BUT THEN ALL WENT WRONG!!!! D: I was just about to exit my tent when A IMPERIAL GUARD POPS UP IN MY FACE AND YELLS "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW". I was like "OMG WTF WHOA!!!" It was pretty damn scary.

[ryanb31394]

Lol "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!".

Rape the virgins? Wut?

[NoZoner]

Look in Skingrad and find a dunmer woman named Fbrown townu Hlaalu and talk about Skingrad.

Also: Did anyone find the book called "The Lusty Argonian Maid?"

[ryanb31394]

Also: Did anyone find the book called "The Lusty Argonian Maid?"

Yeah, I laughed so forgetng hard when I did. Also, on a side note, those Argonian things are disgusting...

[Harm94]

By Azurda by Azurda, By Azurda by Azurda, By Azurda.

[ryanb31394]

By Azurda by Azurda, By Azurda by Azurda, By Azurda.

What?

[Ghoul]

What?

God, you're stupid.