People in Oblivion say wierd things

[MackTheHunter]

"STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT."

 Pay Gold

 Go to jail

>Resist Arrest

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

Then you run.

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[kakashi11]

"STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT."

 Pay Gold

 Go to jail

>Resist Arrest

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

Then you run.

well no i own the guards

[Jsk2003]

By Azurda by Azurda, By Azurda by Azurda, By Azurda.

By Azura

[Invalid]

STOP! You've violated my internets! Pay the fine, or its off to jail with you!
-Pay the fine: 100000000$
-Go to Jail
-Resist Arrest

-Pay the fine: 100000000$
-Go to Jail
O-Resist Arrest

Then pay with your exp points, n00b!

RAWR, DI-Ow, you killed me.

This has been an example of Invalid's Oblivion Experiences.

[ryanb31394]

Lol, did anyone else here use the permanent enhancement glitch for fun? You had to create a spell with a few certain properties and if you did then when you used the spell it would permanately enhance your skill instead of for just a few minutes. Note: This is in Morrowind.

[Colten]

What's funny in Fable is, is that if someone is attracted to you, you see a little pink heart above their head if you walk by them.

So I see a guy looking at me with a pink heart over his head.
I avoided that town for the next week.

When I walk into Bowerstone to head to my house, everyone I walk by has a heat above their head - Aside from the children, who just run after me

[ryanb31394]

When I walk into Bowerstone to head to my house, everyone I walk by has a heat above their head - Aside from the children, who just run after me

This happens after you have beaten the game because you get like 10,000 Rep. points. If you haven't beaten the game when that happens then damn.....hurry up. :P

[Jimmg]

Why do Khajiit's lick their butts?

To get the taste of khajiit cooking out of thier
their mouths. 

[tay104]

you know i've never beaten the main quest...

[IamBeef]

West of Bruma I always find two Imperial Legionaires fighting to the death (usually only once per new game) and they are always yelling at each other. Such things as "FOR THE EMPIRE!".

And it makes me wonder, if they are both fighting for the empire, why are they killing each other.

I saw something like that once, I was just walking along, I forget where, and I saw a legion forester shooting at another one. when they where done I took the dead one's armor. XD

[Ghoul]

I just installed Oblivion, and downloaded OOO.

I lost all saves since I got a new computer for Christmas, so I'll be starting fresh in the Overhaul.

This aughta be fun. :D

[veraza]

I had this weird experience once when I smashed a orc, as soon as I got that hammer you get from that orc deadra god, the orc just melted into some string bean body parts. Ahhhh it was funny when i dragged the heads and noticed that they were connected....

[sgtjacob]

i was being chased by the guards (dunna why,maybe that guy i murdered in broad daylight :/)i found a cave to hide in,went all the way in waited for 7 hours then when i got up i heard "FOR THE EMPORER!!!" i go closer to the door and what do i see?bravil,bruma,imperial city,and anvil guards fighting to the death agianst mysterious goblins that came out of nowhere,they kill them and they tell "MURDERER!!!"and run toward me so due to my nature i saw a trap*click*BAM! 100 pound spiky wooden blocks fall out off the ceiling and own them

[Colten]

i was being chased by the guards (dunna why,maybe that guy i murdered in broad daylight :/)i found a cave to hide in,went all the way in waited for 7 hours then when i got up i heard "FOR THE EMPORER!!!" i go closer to the door and what do i see?bravil,bruma,imperial city,and anvil guards fighting to the death agianst mysterious goblins that came out of nowhere,they kill them and they tell "MURDERER!!!"and run toward me so due to my nature i saw a trap*click*BAM! 100 pound spiky wooden blocks fall out off the ceiling and own them

Im sure

[veraza]

Im sure

don't doubt the myth of the mysterious goblins.