What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you on Halo?

[sgtjacob]

i was playing Halo 1 again (i played all of them)and on a flood level a marine killed an infected human and said "Get up so i can kill you again!"and it got back up and killed him          one time on halo 1 again a flood parasite (the little wall climbing weak ones)jumped on a marine's leg and he and 2 and a half times faster lol
my freind was sitting next to me he said "thats a good way to get troops motivate,give a trained harmless one to a general and get the soldiers moving!"

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[Monty]

This thread cut it's own wrists on it's first post. ;_;

[Antallion]

jumped on a marine's leg and he and 2 and a half times faster lol

HE AND TWO AND A HALF TIMES FASTER?
did he also accidentaly the whole bottle? ;_;

[Moriarty]

In halo3 first level, I was smacking everyone into the water, then the arbiter smacked me in ;_;

[General Nick]

HE AND TWO AND A HALF TIMES FASTER?
did he also accidentaly the whole bottle? ;_;

GUYS YOU HAVE TO HELP I HAD A 6-PACK BOTTLES OF COKE SEE AND I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE BOTTLE

[qevil]

In halo3 first level, I was smacking everyone into the water, then the arbiter smacked me in ;_;

haha

[Chrono]

Won a 4 vs 4 with more betrayals and Self Deletes than the other team's total kills.

[ChexGuy331]

^ win

[Carzo]

Weak thread, but:

A while ago on Halo 3 I was playing a team game and heard a player on the other team say "I'm going to my secret spot!" really loud and annoyingly.  Sure enough I found him at the closest spot that resembled anything "secret", and assassinated him.

[WhoDa?]

That's easy to tell my funniest moment.

Halo 3.
Map: Halo

Story: While I died a several times while playing legendary I finally got to that Warthog and I was quite happy that I made it that far alone.
I was driving now to that one Checkpoint while it happened.
This flying robot things made my Warthog do a barrel roll and it was on its back so I had to turn it around.
While I was turning it around a baseplate smacked me (I thought that they can't hit you) into my warthog while the baseplate under me and my warthog also exploded so I was again flying against my Warthog.
That impulse that I got while colliding with the Warthog was extreme.
I was "dead" flying almost to the end of the whole map.

[snot2]

i once had a double kill in a mongoose

heres the video :D
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=2417006

[Antallion]

Has anyone else found the grunt near the end of the last level of Halo 3? He has some funny dialogue. Like, right near the end. Near the very very end.

I went up to him and I two and a half times faster.

[Moriarty]

I found him, he said the jerk stores out of you. POOR YOU! TAKEN BY THE ARMY AT THE AGE OF SIX! Hes a smart grunt (Im saying this, not him the smart thing)

[Chewy]

Me and my friend were playing halo 2 like last month on my Xbox and a once in a lifetime moment happened when we were screwing around and i fell off the edge and died my character said like "DerrrrrguurrrrrrrrGGAhhhHHhhh hHwooo!" as he died we just started rolling, i ve never heard him scream like that since it came out hehe

[Stratofortress]

When I uninstalled it.