Ah, come with Digmaster around the fire, I have a nice story to tell you young-ins. You see, back when the world was fresh and new, so new that it still had that new world smell, god has a marvelous idea. He would put down creatures and plants that would make the world so fun to look at and talk about, and he would host the most marvelous roostertail parties there, too. His friends generally agreed on this, so they did so, and had great parties for many a year. But eventually, they got bored of making their own drinks, hiring a bartender, or trying (Very badly, they only succeeded once) to make a badger make drinks for them.
So god had another great (Now intoxicated) idea. He would make a man to make drinks for him. His intoxicated friends thought this was the best idea in the world, or so it was for five second after they made him. Afterwords he said all these things like "I want to play video games" or "I want to play the guitar", and he would never make drinks, he would just wonder off and throw some pig's skin around. So god, slightly less intoxicated, made a woman, a person who was more responsible, and had full control over the man. This worked out beautifully, the man made tons of drinks, and the woman kept the clearing where they had parties clear of mess.
But eventually god got bored of this, and be extremely drunk, he decided to make a third being. He gave a name to it, but now even he has forgotten it. This being was obey none, and he only strove the make laughs and have fun. Well, eventually god came to the planet one day and discovered the man and the woman had ran off with his special bottle of wine, "Apple Blend, 4289 BC". He was so pissed, as he got it from a lawyer friend who gave it to him for having a great party, that he made the man and the woman have greatly short lives.
He was gathering up his roostertail supplies when he remembered something. He forgot the last, the one who always made jokes, did random amusing things, and was always there. He searched him out, and found him repainting a tree pink. God asked him if he wanted to go with him. He replied he liked earth, he'll be happy here. God shrugged, told him to call him sometimes, and left.
Now here's the interesting part; This third being is still said to be wondering around, going on internet forums and playing games. They say he calls himself "Snot", but personally I think its all fake, I think he and god left to enjoy other roostertail parties on other worlds. Well, kids, I hope you enjoyed this little story, Good-old Digmaster's got to hit the hay.
