Author Topic: No...more...Chuck Norris Jokes.... (Read 7386 times)

Mustard · January 28, 2009, 06:49:48 PM

Chuck Norris
is a actor

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snot2 · January 28, 2009, 06:52:41 PM

and a bad one :D

Mustard · January 28, 2009, 06:53:21 PM

My dad helped film the movie :D

Spiderpig · January 28, 2009, 07:12:56 PM

Quote from: Mustard on January 28, 2009, 06:53:21 PM

My dad helped film the movie :D

Like hell he did

onyx6 · January 28, 2009, 07:24:49 PM

Quote from: Mustard on January 28, 2009, 06:53:21 PM

My dad helped film the movie :D

horrible movies run in the family then

EvilMuffinZ · January 28, 2009, 07:27:36 PM

Quote from: onyx6 on January 28, 2009, 07:24:49 PM

horrible movies run in the family then

Haha

Mateo · January 28, 2009, 07:27:43 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

google ftw

Eryehk · January 28, 2009, 07:43:45 PM

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

Explosivo · January 28, 2009, 07:44:44 PM

Quote from: Mateo on January 28, 2009, 07:27:43 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

google ftw

lol.

Sockton · January 28, 2009, 08:04:48 PM

Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

EvilMuffinZ · January 28, 2009, 08:22:35 PM

1 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5   Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
7    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

zoneark · January 28, 2009, 08:25:43 PM

tell me now mustard is that you in your avatar.

Khorde · January 28, 2009, 08:34:12 PM

Quote from: onyx6 on January 28, 2009, 07:24:49 PM

horrible movies run in the family then

Approved.

jirue · January 28, 2009, 08:45:52 PM

CHUK NORIS JUMPED INTO A PUL BUT CHUK NORIS DINT GET WET, TEH WATAR GOT CHUK NORISED!!!! OLololOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Masterlegodude · January 28, 2009, 08:54:52 PM

Quote from: jirue on January 28, 2009, 08:45:52 PM

CHUK NORIS JUMPED INTO A PUL BUT CHUK NORIS DINT GET WET, TEH WATAR GOT CHUK NORISED!!!! OLololOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

omgg u so funeh!!!!1!!