"Port forwarding is BAD for your computer, kids! Don't Do it!"
seriously, JEEZ
edit: Also, I was walking down the street home after school, as normally, Then two idiots come and throw a snowball at one young boy.
what happens? I stop a little, to see what happens. Child runs home, tells parents, Idiots run away, parents start being like "Omg wtf did you do to my son?"
See? Others are stupid, others get the blame.