I was. Many many years before the year was invented i decided to create the earth, While i was doing that i actuadentally spilt my drink over it, And that solidified and became land, And then i decided to watch some people fighting so i put a gorilla and a tiger on the earth, So over many years they became humans, While i was napping. Then i came back and decided to give 3 laws to the land
1. Eat many beans
2. If your cat is dry, You need to get syrup
3. Many bananas are better then a banana
And with the 3 laws the world did stuff.
The end