Jedi vs Pirates

[Netwars4]

Pirates shoot from a distance!
Their guns arent laser, and cant be deflected :D
Also, i made the halfway!
(24/24)

wow okay so youre telling me that i little metal ball can get past (and hit) someone who can deflect blaster shots going probably thrice as fast?
they could use the force easily, its like catching a ball, only faster.
and even then they could still act like its a laser and let their light saber just end the little hunk.
how so? well judging by the movies one can assume that they sabers are about an inch to an inch and a half wide, much wider than a bullet. and even if its much thinner than a bullet, its like splitting an object being thrown at you, the two halves will bounce at an angle to the sword, making then 'deflected' in ways.
as for cannons,

They could probably be force pushed.

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[General Nick]

BOLD FOR ATTENTION
Ah, but Jedi don't exist, DO THEY?

And pirates, according to history, existed. Therefore, pirates win because Jedi don't exist.

[TapeDeck]

BOLD FOR ATTENTION
Ah, but Jedi don't exist, DO THEY?

And pirates, according to history, existed. Therefore, pirates win because Jedi don't exist.

JEDIS EXITSED A LONG LOGN TIEM AGO IN A GALACKSIE FARFAR AWAE

[Spiderobot]

Such a random topic. :P

Anyway, Pirates will always win.

[Antallion]

PIRATES IN THE LEAD AGAIN YAY

[Netwars4]

BOLD FOR ATTENTION
Ah, but Jedi don't exist, DO THEY?

And pirates, according to history, existed. Therefore, pirates win because Jedi don't exist.

this is theoretical presumably.
there was really only one true 'pirate' (as in someone who stashes gold in random places, swashbuckling lads who get drunk day in and day out and have a jolly old time)
and the basic common image of a pirate was first created in the 60's, since that was when they started issuing Tales of The Black Freighter, the first book (comic book) about pirates.

[Rughugger]

this is theoretical presumably.
there was really only one true 'pirate' (as in someone who stashes gold in random places, swashbuckling lads who get drunk day in and day out and have a jolly old time)

Dude, Jack Sparrow didn't exist. get over it. 

[Netwars4]

Dude, Jack Sparrow didn't exist. get over it.

Billy The Kidd moreover.
at least i think thats who it was.

[Pimpin]

so i went to a small family reunion for my mom's side of the family

i was gonna meet my cousin's new fiance

i went with the preconcieved notion that he was probably a prick

i arrived at my cousin's house, and saw that her fiance was wearing a 'ninjas are better than pirates' shirt and we instantly bonded

i love that man

[Netwars4]

  ^ i love you ^

[Ronin]

Those shirts are awful.

[Saxophone]

The force is with you!

[pen]

Ninjas beat Pirates, Coyboys, Knights, Jedis, Chuck Norris and Cookie Monster.

End of Dissucsion

thats impossible
he should just give those ninjas one of his round house kicks

[DrMobius]

pen is right

[Rughugger]

Billy The Kidd moreover.
at least i think thats who it was.

He was a bandito, that doesn't count. He never touched water save for drinkin.