Poll

Jedi or Pirates

Jedi
Pirates

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The old pirates are all dead, now we are just stuck with the crappy ones with rifles and speedboats. So in the end, no one wins.
Yes, but pirates still existed at one point, Jedi never have. Still a win for the Arrrr

damn that's a hard one, but i still have to go with pirates

Pirates would steal the jedi's force.



The jedi will still beat all the pirates...

Pirates shoot from a distance!
Their guns arent laser, and cant be deflected :D
Also, i made the halfway!
(24/24)

jedi win, they have swords that can cut though anything.
not to mention their incredible agility and synchronization with this greater 'force', allowing them to move things with the flick of a wrist.
basically they have all the good ninja qualities and more.

but what do pirates have? well ill tell you
cannons: jedi can dodge or even 'catch' these cannons

cutlasses/parries: usually flimsy metal swords, cutlass makes the pirate lumber with the swing, whilst parries are fast but are also extremely weak. both of which, however, can be easily sliced by a jedi lightsaber.

ships: slow, lumbering masses of wood and metal that are basically asking to be sent into flames by jedi lightning.

and last but not least,
pistols: yes thats right, old age pistols that take about 3 minutes to fire a single shot. usually incredibly innacurate, these blast from the pasts would be no problem for a jedi who can dodge an imperial blaster or anything of the relative sort.


Their guns arent laser, and cant be deflected :D

They could probably be force pushed.

Wait when did pirates beat ninjas?

When? A real life ninja would destroy a real life pirate. You cant kill what you can't see...or hear...or find...also, like someone else said, if it takes a pirate even 30 seconds to reload the ninja would already be upon him and a ninja would destroy a pirate in close-quarters combat.

fixed :3

Pirates ALWAYS win.
Why? Just for the "lulz"? Because that's the only reason I've seen someone vote for one.

Ninjas can't do half the stuff people think they can. Mythbusters for the win.

Ninjas can't do half the stuff people think they can. Mythbusters for the win.
Who cares about that.  Pirates can't do anything at all, they are always drunk.

And people blow ninjas out of preportion with movies, Mythbusters did myths on ninjas that people have in movies that are totally faked, they can still do a lot.