Poll

Which one?!

Pirates
35 (42.2%)
Jesus
48 (57.8%)

Total Members Voted: 1

Author Topic: Pirates vs. Jesus  (Read 2731 times)



GARY BUSEY FOR SAVIOR 2009

Jesus forgives the pirates sins :D


"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
                                                                - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I vote pirates because Jesus doesn't exist.

I vote pirates because Jesus doesn't exist.
Yes he does, and he's ready to party.

I vote pirates because Jesus doesn't exist.

I agree.

But I voted Pirates because... Well... Yeah.

Cannon Ball + Human Flesh = Hole/Fatal Fleshwound

Yeah but Jesus can come back from the dead!

Yeah but Jesus can come back from the dead!
If his head gets blown off, he is forgeted.


I voted Jesus becouse pirates can't do stuff about some guy floating over their ship, causing it to sink due to massive amounts of fish. Also, all their drinking water would be lsot due to it turning to wine.

I voted Jesus becouse pirates can't do stuff about some guy floating over their ship, causing it to sink due to massive amounts of fish. Also, all their drinking water would be lsot due to it turning to wine.

But they're pirates, wouldn't they want more wine instead of just water?