Put rat poisoin in your food, o wait. Buy Two items for dinner, put lots of red pepper(make sure the container is tight so air doesn't get in). Then hide the un-tained mealsome where. WHen she comes into the kitchen to eat it, she will find the peppered one, she bites into, her mouth is burning, and snot is running out of her nose(red pepper opens air passage ways good). Nice Plan eye?